Abhishek_Divekar
06-02-2007, 08:42 AM
One day Sardarji goes to the doctor and says 'Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts.' The doctor says 'OK. Touch your elbow.' The Sardarji touches his elbow and winces in genuine pain.
The doctor, surprised, says 'Touch your head.
'The Sardarji touches his head and jumps in agony.
The doctor asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Everywhere the Sardar touches it hurts like hell. The doctor is stumped and orders a complete examination with x-rays, etc. and tells the Sardar to come back in two days.
Two days later the Sardar comes back and the doctor says;' We've found your problem.
'Sardarji: 'Oh yeah? What is it?'
Doctor: 'You've broken your finger!
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One day sardarji's son fails in 5th standard and goes to 4th standard again he fails and goes to 3rd standard.
Seeing this sardar asks his wife to make her panty tight as his son was comming back............................................
The doctor, surprised, says 'Touch your head.
'The Sardarji touches his head and jumps in agony.
The doctor asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens.
Everywhere the Sardar touches it hurts like hell. The doctor is stumped and orders a complete examination with x-rays, etc. and tells the Sardar to come back in two days.
Two days later the Sardar comes back and the doctor says;' We've found your problem.
'Sardarji: 'Oh yeah? What is it?'
Doctor: 'You've broken your finger!
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One day sardarji's son fails in 5th standard and goes to 4th standard again he fails and goes to 3rd standard.
Seeing this sardar asks his wife to make her panty tight as his son was comming back............................................