Black Widow
06-18-2007, 10:35 AM
WSX CHAMPION A SUSPECT IN VINCE MCMAHON INVESTIGATION
by Phil Lowe
17 June 2007, 7:45 pm EST
OK, so perhaps that headline is a little goofy, but let’s face it, so is the whole “Vince is dead” storyline. Wrestling Society X this evening issued the following press release, claiming that WSX champion Ricky Banderas has been stripped of the title due to “unsportsmanlike activities". Before the emails start up, bear in mind that this press release is to be taken with tongue firmly in cheek:
As of today, Fathers Day Sunday June 17, 2007, Ricky Banderas, the Wrestling Society X Champion has been stripped of the Championship due to unsportsmanlike activities unbecoming to a champion.
Early last week, Mr. Banderas was held by police in Wilkes-Barre, PA and is a “person of interest” in the limousine explosion which may or may not have killed Dr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon, Chairman of the World Wrestling Entertainment. Banderas was apprehended after a long struggle involving several chokeslams, and illegal fireballs, subjected to five hours of questioning in which three translators were called in, along with a criminologist who swore Banderas was speaking his an unknown dialect which required close captioning to understand.
Detective Colin MacNiff of the Wilkes-Barre Special Crimes Pro-Wrestling division remarked upon releasing Ricky Banderas from custody due to lack of evidence and comprehension “Mr. Banderas has some priors involving fire and pro wrestling. Hell, he won the WSX title by rigging a coffin with explosives. Even so, what part do explosions play in the wonderful world of pro wrestling? Can someone please explain to me why so many tax dollars are wasted on fruitless pro wrestling investigations?”
Wrestling Society X wishes Ricky Banderas all the best in his future endeavors. We have sent a delicious Hickory Farms summer sausage gift basket to his hospital room in Mexico City as he’s is recuperating nicely after his long awaited plastic surgery for his horrific burns courtesy of Vampiro and waiting for the heat to die down.
Details involving the future of the WSX Championship and Wrestling Society X are forthcoming.
wrestlemag.com
by Phil Lowe
17 June 2007, 7:45 pm EST
OK, so perhaps that headline is a little goofy, but let’s face it, so is the whole “Vince is dead” storyline. Wrestling Society X this evening issued the following press release, claiming that WSX champion Ricky Banderas has been stripped of the title due to “unsportsmanlike activities". Before the emails start up, bear in mind that this press release is to be taken with tongue firmly in cheek:
As of today, Fathers Day Sunday June 17, 2007, Ricky Banderas, the Wrestling Society X Champion has been stripped of the Championship due to unsportsmanlike activities unbecoming to a champion.
Early last week, Mr. Banderas was held by police in Wilkes-Barre, PA and is a “person of interest” in the limousine explosion which may or may not have killed Dr. Vincent Kennedy McMahon, Chairman of the World Wrestling Entertainment. Banderas was apprehended after a long struggle involving several chokeslams, and illegal fireballs, subjected to five hours of questioning in which three translators were called in, along with a criminologist who swore Banderas was speaking his an unknown dialect which required close captioning to understand.
Detective Colin MacNiff of the Wilkes-Barre Special Crimes Pro-Wrestling division remarked upon releasing Ricky Banderas from custody due to lack of evidence and comprehension “Mr. Banderas has some priors involving fire and pro wrestling. Hell, he won the WSX title by rigging a coffin with explosives. Even so, what part do explosions play in the wonderful world of pro wrestling? Can someone please explain to me why so many tax dollars are wasted on fruitless pro wrestling investigations?”
Wrestling Society X wishes Ricky Banderas all the best in his future endeavors. We have sent a delicious Hickory Farms summer sausage gift basket to his hospital room in Mexico City as he’s is recuperating nicely after his long awaited plastic surgery for his horrific burns courtesy of Vampiro and waiting for the heat to die down.
Details involving the future of the WSX Championship and Wrestling Society X are forthcoming.
wrestlemag.com