I no longer believe in Canada

[Dozer]

I no longer believe in Canada. I've come to the conclusion that Canada doesn't exist. I think it's some kind of conspiracy involving the Mafia and cheese factory owners. Think about it. Who are the famous Canadians? Bret Hart. Wayne Gretzky. Bigfoot. All lies. Bret Hart is from Iowa. He looks like he's from Iowa. In fact, every famous Canadian looks like he's from Iowa. I've looked into it, and there is NO PROOF of the existence of Canada.

Even our 'Canadian' members here at UOW are suspect. Then I found out that UOW is a DIVISION OF KRAFT CHEESE! The jig is up, Mr. Rockstar., you cheese eater.

It's like Atlantis. Doesn't exist, never did. It's some kind of huge elaborate hoax, like president Taft or Hilary Clinton's vagina, IT DOES NOT EXIST! Don't trust any so called "Canadian" because they're either in the mob or a cheese maker.

Or they're from Iowa, and who on Earth would ever admit to that?

[Rockstar]

Dude.

Don't use my name in a lie.

Okay, Canada owns you. I don't know how stupid you can be.

In fact, You're Country is Canada's bitch, if you look on a map, were on top.

Also, if you've EVER seen a map, it would be nearly IMPOSSIBLE to not see Canada. First off, Canada is bigger than the US, and Second, were on top...

And, you must be an idiot..

How in the fuck can someone LOOK like they're from Iowa?

[Appels]

^ Agrees with Rockstar.

and Ryan...,. Canada > US. True.

[Dozer]

HA! Iowa is a state, in the United States! HA HA HA HA! TSK! What can I expect by a buncha Kraft cheese drones. I am just glad Eric Young escaped your cheesy treachery!

[Appels]

I believe Kraft is an american company, thus is not in anyway associated with Canada. You want some facts on Canada?

We invented Basketball, and Hockey.
We invented the snowmobile, and the snowshoes.
We live in Igloos.
We have pet polar bears.
We have hippo races.
We club seals.
We hate Mexicans.
We hate Americans who think Canada isnt real.
We hate Germany, because their beer taste like shit.
We hate China, because they sent us way too many immigrants, so we used the Railway to dispose of them.

um... ill think of more later.

[Dozer]

Iowa is in the US pal!

[Appels]

Exactly. Thus, us Canadians obviously dont come from there. Get your facts straight. Jeez!

[Dozer]

You are from Iowa, the jig is up Apple man chan! You cant hide it any longer. Admit your cheese hugging ways and come out with it!

[Appels]

I hate cheese. Especially Kraft...

Black Diamond all the way. Iowa can suck my left nut.

[Dozer]

Denying your heritage is quite an awful habit. I understand Iowa sux, but thats all Canada really is.

[Appels]

Canada is much bigger than Iowa. We own Iowa, doesnt mean we necessarily come from there.

and btw, this is pointless... lol

*leaves thread*

[Dozer]

HA! People from Iowa always retreat!

[Rockstar]

Sorry to flame, but...

You are a fucking retard.

ARE YOU BLIND?
WERE CANADA, Bigger, and on top of you.

We have the beer that you were probably drunk on for making this thread.

Think about this:

EVERY wrestler from Canada has been great.
Examples: Roddy Piper, The HART family, Trish Stratus, Edge, Christian Cage, Lance Storm, Abdullah The Butcher, Chris Benoit (RIP), Gail Kim, Rick Martel, Test, Pat Patterson, Vampiro, Petey Williams, Angel Williams And Eric Young.

They're all great, and im sure as hell you know them all.

When we get to Americas wrestlers.. some are great, but some suck.

Canada totally owns you.
and, you are an idiot.

[Dozer]

ALL FROM IOWA!!! They are from IOWA NOT from Canada! Being because CANADA DOES NOT EXIST!

[neXus]

It would seem that brains dont exist in American either.

[Dozer]

But American exists, unlike that country you Iwoans think exists.

[neXus]

So your logic is that right now, I am in a place that doesnt exist. That means I dont exist and your talking to yourself. Look around, do you see white padded walls by any chance?

[Dozer]

This isnt my birthday. You are in Iowa! You just dont want to admit it so you make up a make believe place because you dont want to admit you are involved in a Kraft cheese conspiracy!

[neXus]

You got me confused. Its not the fact that I dont want to admit I live in Iowa, its the fact I dont want to admit I live in America...

[Rockstar]

First off.

Not only do you (Ryan Davis) suck.
But, you must be blind, stupid or just fucked up.

You are the most annoying member in UOW.

So far, the last person I believe you've pissed off is neXus.

NeXus is all that is unholy, and your chances of going near him, talking to him or if you plan on coming to PWS Forums, you better think again.

Dude, Canada, wait, actually...

If you think Iowa is this Canada thing in your mind, get your fucking head checked.

Here's 3 huge facts TO prove that Canada is WAYYYYYYYYYYY Better Then the US....

1. Were bigger, how can you not see that?
2. Were on top, the United States is Canada's bitch, and as already dropped it's soap during...
3. The war of 1812, weve owned America, and if you go to any American, they'll give you a stupid remark, like this: "Oh, we let you win".

If you don't know any of those 3 Huge Facts you're Stupid, Blind and probably fucked altogether.

[Ill Will]

First off.

Not only do you (Ryan Davis) suck.
But, you must be blind, stupid or just fucked up.

You are the most annoying member in UOW.

So far, the last person I believe you've pissed off is neXus.

NeXus is all that is unholy, and your chances of going near him, talking to him or if you plan on coming to PWS Forums, you better think again.

Dude, Canada, wait, actually...

If you think Iowa is this Canada thing in your mind, get your fucking head checked.

Here's 3 huge facts TO prove that Canada is WAYYYYYYYYYYY Better Then the US....

1. Were bigger, how can you not see that?
2. Were on top, the United States is Canada's bitch, and as already dropped it's soap during...
3. The war of 1812, weve owned America, and if you go to any American, they'll give you a stupid remark, like this: "Oh, we let you win".

If you don't know any of those 3 Huge Facts you're Stupid, Blind and probably fucked altogether.If you STILL haven't got the sarcasm, you're a bigger idiot that Ryan, and that's saying a lot.

NEWFLASH: this rant is a JOKE!

[XXKSXX]

Congrats Ryan Davis u have angered the Canadians lol. Watch out they might stick a frozen fish up your ass.

WHO cares if Canada's bigger. They do got some good beer thou.

[Dozer]

Well Appels got it. This is just great :D I posted the same rant on 5 other sites, but for some reason you guys took me seriously. 2 pages worth of you pissed off. :D I also noticed that Rockstar is in love with me and all he could talk about is being on top of me...Freakin people from Iowa.