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Black Widow
09-15-2007, 11:17 PM
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Well, the biggest mystery of the summer has finally been revealed. I am Mr. McMahon’s son. I always had a feeling that it was me. Now that it’s been confirmed I could not be happier! This means that I am now part of a billion dollar family.

I’ve only had a few days to let the fact that I am now Hornswoggle McMahon sink in, but I already thought about a few things that I could do with my portion of the billions. First off, I think I might move out of my current residence under the ring. As the son of a billionaire, I think that I will look for something a little bigger and more prestigious. I am thinking of maybe buying a new house under a house or even a house under an arena. That would be nice. I still haven’t worked out all the details yet, but I am hoping that I have access to Dad’s private jet and all the other amenities that come with being the son of a billionaire.

I think now that Mr. McMahon knows that I am his son, he will be a great dad. He should certainly appreciate the fact that the fruit of his loins is the Cruiserweight Champion. Mr. McMahon has been ECW World Champion and his daughter, my half-sister, Stephanie McMahon was the Women’s Champion. I suppose gold just runs in the family. First it was a pot of gold, then it was the gold around my waist and now I’m part of a golden family empire.

I’m looking forward to getting to know my new half-brother and half-sister, Shane and Stephanie. They have done so much in the WWE and both play such a huge part in the McMahon family business. I can’t wait to talk to them about their success and share with them a little bit about me personally. I really can’t wait for the holidays this year. Eating Thanksgiving dinner under the McMahon family table is going to be great!


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jamie66
09-16-2007, 03:03 AM
Haven't seen him do any actual promos before, this is a nice change.

Bad Boy
09-16-2007, 11:15 AM
lmao... that was funny... hornswoggle as the bastard son might turn out funny after all, only if WWE play it the right way...

Cryxen
09-19-2007, 12:32 PM
Why is this guy getting a push? Push someone who can wrestle, looks like cena jr is going to be shoved down our throats. Has he even defended his title yet?