Angelique
01-16-2006, 01:20 PM
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..."duh"...bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months...box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid...8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing...couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition...learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm...car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C"...isn't it???
October - Hate M&M's...they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911..."duh"...there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!