Angelique
06-18-2006, 07:50 PM
A man walks into a bar carrying an octopus under one arm. He walks up to the bar, sits the octopus down atop the bar and looks around to see everyone quite stunned to see an octopus sitting on the bar.
The man clears his throat before stepping up onto the bar and he says, "I'll bet anyone in this bar a hundred dollars that this octopus can play any instrument on the planet."
Of course there are a few stirs and snickers amongst the crowded bar room, and finally a man walks up to the bar and slaps a hundred bucks down on the bar and says, "Play this guitar.."
The octopus picks up the guitar, tunes it to ear before playing a rendition of Derek and the Dominoes "Layla".
The stunned patron walks away as the proud octopus's owner scoops the hundred bucks from the bar top.
Patron after patron comes up slamming down their hundred dollars only to watch the octopus play instrument after instrument; violin, piano, clarinet, etc. Finally a man walks up to the bar and places down a set of bagpipes and much to the bewilderment of the octopus' owner, he octopus just sits there and stares at the bagpipes.
After a few moments, the man says to the octopus, "Well aren't you going to play it?!"
The octopus looks back to the man and says, "Play it hell, I'm trying to find a way to fuck it!"
The man clears his throat before stepping up onto the bar and he says, "I'll bet anyone in this bar a hundred dollars that this octopus can play any instrument on the planet."
Of course there are a few stirs and snickers amongst the crowded bar room, and finally a man walks up to the bar and slaps a hundred bucks down on the bar and says, "Play this guitar.."
The octopus picks up the guitar, tunes it to ear before playing a rendition of Derek and the Dominoes "Layla".
The stunned patron walks away as the proud octopus's owner scoops the hundred bucks from the bar top.
Patron after patron comes up slamming down their hundred dollars only to watch the octopus play instrument after instrument; violin, piano, clarinet, etc. Finally a man walks up to the bar and places down a set of bagpipes and much to the bewilderment of the octopus' owner, he octopus just sits there and stares at the bagpipes.
After a few moments, the man says to the octopus, "Well aren't you going to play it?!"
The octopus looks back to the man and says, "Play it hell, I'm trying to find a way to fuck it!"