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07-10-2006, 02:04 PM
Credit - Jeff Sheridan


1. Starts the show with 2 Pantera songs: "Mouth For War" & "A New Level".

2. Y2J saysthat's how you start a rock & roll show with a rock & roll DJ such as himself, says he's Chris Jericho, this is XM 41 Da Boneyard: http://************/6hmt6 & says welcome. He says this is the only place to be on a Sunday night & during the entire week, says this is The Rock Of Jericho: http://************/rssxe & says he's happy to have you here. He says he's playing the all mighty Pantera, says he gets into a band years after they disband & for the fact that Dimebag [Darrell] is no longer with us, we'll never hear a new Pantera record again. He says he always loved Pantera but never really got into them as much as he had in over the last 6 months, says he don't know why because he's always kind of a late bloomer, always the last 1 to the party, always the last to pick for the team &always the last 1 to bang the chick in the line of duds that're trying to set a record of 500 bangs in 1 sitting.

Y2J says he's always #500, maybe #499 if someone named Eugene McGillicuddy shows up late. He says again that he's a huge Pantera fan & a huge Dimebag fan, says it's the same thing that happened to him with Randy Rhoads, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Curt Cobain, etc. & says in the words of Tom Keifer & The Boys he sings: "You don't know what you got till it's gone", says he [Y2J] has fine vocals & Keifer would be proud. He says Keifer's rolling in his grave, says he ain't dead yet & says that's how bad that was. He then says when you listen to that record ["Don't Know What You Got ['Till It's Gone]"] that came out in '92, then says the 1st 2 songs from Pantera's "Vulgar Display Of Power" was this week's 1-2 punch.

Y2J says listen to the pounding heaviness of it & says there's a couple of things more than just "Ah, it's so heavy, it's so heavy". He says the thing you have to listen to with Pantera is how tightly the drums & guitar's locked in, says they're a very heavy band & a thrashing band but they're also a very groove oriented band. He says that's why Dimebag & Rich Ward got along well because they're playing styles were very similar & locked into the groove & the bass drum & says you can tell that Vinnie [Paul Abbott] & "Dime" were playing since they were kids because their chemistry was off the charts. He says their timing was off the charts, says you can just feel when Vinnie did the double bass, then imitates it by saying "DADADUM, DADADUM, DADADUM" & says Dime was always there & imitates it by saying "DIGIDEM, DIGIDEM, DIGIDEM".

Y2J says you can hear that on "A New Level" which's a pounding track, says another thing that's cool about Pantera is the bass tone of Rex Brown. He says Rex's tone is amazing & says it's something that you don't really notice because it's always in the background lurking, as if it was Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger or a shape in the darkness. He says if that sounds a bit too over the top "shmaltzy", it's because it is & says it's the only way to describe it. He says it's not just a bass player in a band, but is someone who really added to the entire feel as to what Pantera was, then says no one can scream like Phil Anselmo.

Y2J says it all came together so well, especially on that record ["Vulgar Display Of Power"], says in his opinion it's their masterpiece & says it's got a great album cover with a guy getting "shmacked" in the puss. He says that's a real photo on the album & not touched up like [as he does a southern imitation] "NEW FANGLED PHOTOSHOP THAT YOU KIDS ARE USING NOWADAYS, I TELL YA, I TELL YA!". He says as if he was some sort of a heavy metal miner, plowing thru the depts, mines & mineshafts & looking for buried treasure & says it's almost like he found 1 because you look at the "Rebel Vs Rebel" record, then corrects himself & says "Rebel Meets Rebel" record.

Y2J says he don't know if you've heard of this & says if you haven't, then he'll lead you on a journey. He says this ["Rebel Meets Rebel"] is Dimebag's forgotten record & says what it is to him, then says he's Googling it, says "GOOGLE" 3 times & says he wants to Google "Rebel Gets Rebel". He then again corrects himself & says "Rebel Meets Rebel", says he keeps saying "Rebel Vs Rebel", "Rebel Gets Rebel" & says it's "Rebel Meets Rebel". He says if you're wondering as to what that album is, he explains that a couple of years ago Dimebag, Rex & Vinnie recorded a record with David Allan Coe: www.officialdavidallancoe.com .

Y2J says if you're wondering as to [as he says it] "who the hell's David Allan Coe", then says Coe's the original Kid Rock who's the the original badass, country rock guys. He says if you know anything about wrestling, he says Coe looks like the Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant: www.jimmyvaliant.com who's got the long goatee that's braided with ribbons in it. He says Coe's got long white hair & a fat drinkers body, but wears no shirt & has jailhouse tattooes all over his body & says you know what he's talking about. He says Coe's got 1 of these old time kind of country rock voices that you hear in the back of a saloon, a roadhouse or a speakeasy.

Y2J says Coe's a country rock legend especially to the guys that really know & says both Dime & Vinnie were big fans of him. He says what they did is that they did a record with Coe, says it was very heavy as you'd expect but also had a country rock, Texas vibe to it. He says it reminds him of Public Enemy & Anthrax's "Bring Da Noise", where they took 2 different music styles, combined them & realized that both of these music styles weren't that different after all. He says the signs, sounds & the way it was played had lots of similarities, says Pantera called themselves "The Cowboys From Hell" & says this is a perfect example of it.

Y2J says it's a country song, twang with a Texas vibe but it's also very heavy & says it's similiar to how Public Enemy was a rap band & Anthrax was a metal band, but both had that New York sound & feel to them. He says next thing you knew they created this great style of music & says that's what "Rebel Meets Rebel" is. He says when you check this next song out, you'll see that 1 is not different from another, says metal's not that different from country especially that Texas twang to it. He says he was reading the Rebel Meets Rebel's MySpace: www.myspace.com/rebelmeetsrebel , says Dime & Vinnie were talking about how Coe taught Charles Manson how to play guitar when both were in jail together.

Y2J says that's something to inspire to, says you can teach the moracas to Ted Bundy or something, says David Berkowitz's looking for a bass player & says he ain't sure. He then says he wants you to listen to this song ["Nothing To Lose"]with an open mind & says this could be the last amount of recordings that we have of Dimebag. He says this was done about 6 years ago but never came out & says it kinda got lost in the shuffle & system & says it took Dime's death for it to come out. He says he's glad that it's out, says of course he's horrified that Dime was murdered the way he was but says if the 1 good thing that happened from his death is that this album came out.

Y2J says this is very cool & probably 1 of his favorite Dimebag projects & says he'll go on a limb & say he likes this better than Damageplan. He wonders if you agree with him, says again to keep an open mind & remember & listen to the majesty of Dimebag. He says this is new Dimebag material, it's new Vinnie Paul material & it's new Rex Brown material. He says it's Rebel Meets Rebel on XM 41 Da Boneyard & says to crank it up & get your pull.

3. Plays Rebel Meets Rebel's "Nothing To Lose", Kiss' "Any Way You Slice It" & Anthrax's "A Skeleton In The Closet".

4. Y2J says "A Skeleton In The Closet" is from "Among The Living" record, says it's a great song & says Anthrax will play it in it's entirety on all of the off days that they're playing on the Rob Zombie tour: www.anthrax.com which's coming up. He says what "off days" are is when Rob Zombie don't have shows, that Anthrax will do solo shows & do a headlining set. He says during those sets they'll do an entire "Among The Living" in it's entirety & says it's "redonedit, redonedit". He says that's awesome, says "Among The Living" is Anthrax's "Master Of Puppets" & says there's no doubt about it.

Y2J says the thing that he likes about "A Skeleton In The Closet" is that it was the 2nd out of Anthrax's Steven King Trilogy. He says "Among The Living" was about the book "The Stand", A Skeleton In The Closet" was about the book "Apt Pupil" & says if you saw the movie ["Apt Pupil"] starring David Schwimmer & says it's better known as "Crap Pupil". He says the 3rd 1 was "Misery Loves Company" which was "Misery", says you can tell that's another reason why he likes Anthrax back in the day because you can tell that they liked Steven King. He says he was a huge King, heavy metal & Dungeons & Dragons fan & says believe it or not, he didn't worship Satan.

Y2J says that's strange because you think with all those other factors & evidence that he'd be [then does the SNL Church Lady voice & says]:"A SATAN WORSHIPER" & says he wasn't because he's a Christian. He says before that song, there was 1 of those forgotten Kiss songs "Any Way You Slice It" & says there's a reason for it. He 1st thought it was from "Asylum", then sees that it's from "Dressed To Kill" which has a crazy album cover that had paint splattered on the front. He then asks as to what was Kiss thinking in the '80's, says there was questionable calls by Paul [Stanley] & Gene [Simmons] then, says Gene would show up with these mediocre songs such as "Any Way You Slice It".

Y2J says "Any Way You Slice It" is a mediocre track, says Paul was holding the ship together in those days, then says it's still Gene Simmons, still Kiss & says that song's better than 90% of the other crap that was put out back in the day. He asks if you liked & dug "Nothing To Lose", says if you don't have that record he strongly suggests that you run but don't walk to the record store & buy or steal it if you must: http://************/htrq6 . He says it's cool & rare to find something different nowadays, says this is different, says there's never been a country-metal record before & especially with that kind of coolness.

Y2J says you know that Coe's a bad ass motherf*****, says you can tell by listening to him sing, you can tell by his lyrics & again says the fact that he taught Charles Manson how to play guitar when both were in jail together:

A. That tells him that he's crazy to get along with Manson

B. What the hell did he do to end up in prison to be with Manson.

Y2J says Coe must've killed a whole pack of nuns to get in with those guys, says talk about bad influences & talk about hanging out with the bad eggs. He says both Dime & Vinnie were influenced by Coe, says "segway alert" & says as were The Donnas that were influenced by The Ramones. He asks if The Donnas are a heavy metal band, says he don't know & asks if The Ramones were a heavy metal band, says no & asks if they're a rock & says yes & then asks if his show's called The Rock Of Jericho & says yes. He says The Donnas have a very 70's-esk style where they sound like heavy Cheap Trick, Kiss & heavy Ramones.

Y2J says if you like those band which he does & says The Donnas are for you & says they're a real cool band. He says they were kinda big for a while, then disappeared & says he's sure that it's hard to be a female rock & roll band. He again says you can tell that they're very highly influenced by The Ramones because they called themselves The Donnas & says they're Donna R, Donna H &Donna C. He says it's the opposite of Joey, Johnny & Marky Ramone & says it's the opposite of Russ Dwarf & Darell Dwarf & says he should've add Killer Dwarfs to this set & says he won't. He says both [Donnas & Ramones] play very guitar heavy rock & both very on the down picking, then imitates the sound by saying "GAGAGAGAGAGA" & says they're very short songs.

Y2J says this'll be a short set, says he shouldn't talk for very long & should talk for a short period of time. He says that's hard for him because he babbles on like a MoFo at all times, says he should because it's his show & he can do what he wants & says if you don't like it then turn the channel & listen to Oprah: www.xmradio.com/oprah/index.jsp because he really don't care. He says he won't be playing The Oprahs, but The Donnas.

5. Plays The Donnas' "Take It Off" & The Ramones' "I Wanna Be Sedated".

6. Y2J says The Ramones are making they debut on his show, says he can now here the haters yelling & screaming: "`HE PLAYED THE RAMONES & THE DONNAS, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A HEAVY METAL SHOW SO WHERE'S ALL THE HEAVY METAL". He says you can't listen to just Angra, Children Of Bodom & Slayer, says there's nothing wrong with those bands & says they're all awesome but so are The Ramones & Donnas. He says this is what you get when you listen to his show which is diversity, versatility, virility & says he's got [his words not mine]a hard on right now. He says there should be a band called "The Jerichos" with 4 guys dressed up with blond wigs, says he was gonna say long blond wigs but says he don't have that anymore [NOTE FROM JEFF: For those that care, there is a band called The Flying Jerichos: www.theflyingjerichos.com ].

Y2J says when he had long blond hair, people would dress up like him on Halloween & says he'd see people with shiny shirts, black spandex, trousers & long blond wigs. He says back when he was a superhero to some & says he'll be in the gutter someday going:"Can you give me 25 cents for this pencil, I used to headline Madison Square Garden. I was in the main event at Wrestlemania 18, I played infront of 50,000 people at the Download Festival with Fozzy, can you please give me some spare change"? He says that's him in a couple of years, says he'll go from The Rock Of Jericho to "The Hock Of Jericho" where he has to sell his DAT machine for spare change at the pawn shop.

Y2J says if anyone wants to join "The Jerichos" to call him & then plugs his email messagesforchris@gmail.com , then plugs www.myspace.com/therockofjericho & www.chrisjericho.com & says to get in touch with him if you wanna join "The Jerichos". He says it can't be any worst than Spinal Tap, again says "Segway alert" & if there's ever a better rock & roll movie & then asks if you can tell him because he don't know. He says the thing about Spinal Tap that's so funny's that if you're in a band or a wrestler or whatever, it's amazing as to how close to real life lots of those scenarios were. He says he's been lost under the stage before, says it's the truth & talks about at the Walker Theater in Winnipeg, Manitoba, he had a match & had to walk upstairs to get to the ring & got lost backstage.

Y2J says he stole that exact bit of getting lost & transposed it to getting locked out of the arena when he was in WCW. He says Fozzy's been to shows where they changed [outfits] in the kitchen, says he changed in a pantry once with a bunch of tomato cans around & waterglass & gravy mix, then says "OH, nothing more says rock & roll like a dressing room full of gravy mix". He asks as to what's your favorite Spinal Tap quote, says email it to him & says don't bother saying "These Go Up To 11". He says that's 1 of those things that everyone knows even if they didn't see the movie, says he wants more obscure things & mentions "S*** Sandwich", "Little Green Globul On The Drumizer", "But Your Blood Isn't Really Green".

Y2J says it is green, then says it looks green because the vain's green & says "OH". Then talks in a UK accent by saying "Well I sleep in there sometimes, or I can work in a habadashury, what size are you sir & you answer me, 7 & a quarter & says I think we have that. Would you take that job, I don't know what're the hours"? He asks if he should stop quoting & start rocking, then mention the Spinal Tap members of Nigel Tufnel, Derek Smalls & says "the patriot saint of quality footwear" of David St. Hubbins.

7. Plays Spinal Tap's "Rock & Roll Creation" & The Darkness' "Is It Just Me?".

8. Y2J says that's funny because lots of people thought that The Darkness was like a Spinal Tap band when they 1st came out, but when you hear their songs you'd realize that these guys really rock. He says even if they do wear spandex cats suit & fly over the crowd in giant penises, says it's very Spinal Tap-esk & asks what's wrong with that? He says it's entertainment, rock & roll & asks what's the difference between a giant monster vagina on stage & a putting a tin foiled wrapped cucumber down your pants. He says his question was always as to why was it always wrapped in tin foil, asks does it make it easier to stuff down your pants if it's wrapped in tin foil & asks if it eliminates the chaffing that you'd have on your "weenus" from putting a cucumber down your pants?

Y2J says he don't know, asks if it eliminates some of those diseases that you may get if you transport cucumbers from across the border, says he don't know & says next time he puts a gord down his pants, he'll make sure to wrap it in Reynolds Wrap. He says that's his pledge to you as the host of his show, says again it's Sunday night & he's Jericho. He says maybe he'll wear a loin cloth & put his cucumber wrapped in tin foil down his furry loin cloth & asks as to what you thought about it, says Manowar does that because they've been doing that for years. He says if there's ever a paradox of a band, says if you don't know what paradox means look it up [NOTE FROM JEFF:here's the definition for those that care: http://************/nu974 ]& says it's Manowar.

Y2J says they look so ridiculous & homosexual, says there's nothing wrong with that & says they play some very heavy music. He says they're so "pompostic", says if that's even a word & says they're so pompus, bombastic, cheesy & yet when they release a record, there's riots in the streets of Belgium from people trying to get copies of the thing. He says they can't stock enough records in Lichtenstein & Luxembourg to keep the Manowar fans happy, says that's what kind of a draw these people have by wearing loin cloths, driving bikes, wearing studs & brandishing swords. He says he don't know, maybe he missed it, says again he likes some of the music which's heavy.

Y2J says it's got great drumming & bass playing, but says these guys gotta be almost 50 now. He says he remembers reading about them in Hit Parader magazine, says in the brand new Shooting Starssection when they were probably in their early 20's back in '82 or '83. He asks as to what's the enigma of Manowar, says here in the USA don't get it & says some of the Eastern block European countries & companies & says "Enrah" [yep, that's what it sounded like to me] are huge Manowar fans. He says we need to unlock the key to Manowar's door, so that when "The Jerichos" are released, we can wear loin cloths & sell thousands, million & trillions of records, bang lots of chicks, spend lots of cash, sell lots of "merch" & tour all over Denmark. He asks if that's too much to ask for, then again ask "Is that too much to ask for the love of God" & asks if he can just wear a loin cloth & rock?

9. Plays Manowar's "Wheels Of Fire" & Judas Priest's "Wheels Of Fire".

10. Y2J says in a double shot of "Wheels Of Fire", says Judas Priest don't wear loin cloths but wear studded leather hats. He says there's lots of gay imagery going on his show today, says for the fact that he's sitting next to 2 gay guys who both have "stonkers" now ain't helping his case. He then says he's kidding & asks if whether or not he is kidding & says that's for him to know & you to find out. He says Rob Halford from 1 of the greatest heavy metal singers of all time & Eric Adams from Manowar who's no sludge himself & says he's a great screamer. He says you can hear it on "Wheels Of Fire" from "Kings Of Metal", says that something he likes about Manowar because settlety's not what they deal in.

Y2J says they hit you over the head like a hammer, says they says the song "Kings Of Metal" is something that they sing seriously while wielding swords & wearing loin cloths. He says that's all he has to say about that & says he'll leave that subject alone. He says currently on tour overseas where Manowar's huge & all the festivals, the reunited Alice In Chains with vocalist William DuVall & says from the Atlanta based band Comes From The Fall & now he's the new singer of Alice In Chains. He says Alice's been playing with a lot of guests, says it's cool & they've had Lars Ulrich joining them on drums in "Man Of The Box".

Y2J says they had James Hetfield singing with them on "Wood", says they're really kinda upping their profile & says it's cool. He says it's always a bad deal when the singer of your band dies & the band disbands, says it's not cool, it's your life's work & it's bad that a member dies, especially if it's a singer because the identity of the band's so closely associated with that singer. He says you have to push forward & can't roll up & says that's why when The Doors & Queen did it, he had no problem with that. He says when Bon Scott died & replaced by Brian Johnson & look what happens, says he does have a problem when Steve Augeri replaces Steve Perry's spot in Journey.

Y2J says Perry's still alive & well & says that's for another day & another show. He says the reason why Jerry Cantrell got to know DuVall's that William was the singer in Jerry's solo band. He says Jerry sang on his own for the records that he did, but when he toured he had someone to do harmonies with. He says that makes sense because Alice In Chains was harmony based band, so the 2 fit hand & hand & even when he did his solo records he still had lots of harmonies & said DuVall provided those. He says Jerry put out some great music during the time he was out of Alice In Chains after Layne Staley died & says lets hear some now with Metallica's Robert Trujillo & Ozzy's Mike Borden. He says this is Jerry Cantrell on "Anger Rising" right here on the ROJ.

11. Plays Jerry Cantrell's "Anger Rising", Soul Sirkus' "New Position" & Bride's "More Than Human".

12. Y2J says Bride's not just a great Christian metal band but a great metal band overall & says "More Than Human" is from the "This Is It" record. He says it has vocalist Dale Thompson & says he's a great singer & a good dude who really knows his stuff. He says you can ask Dale anything about the Bible, what different people think, different prognosises, Budda, Vishu, Hinduisms & all of these things. He says Dale's got an intelligent opinion on all of these, says that's why he digs him & says he's cool because he's a Christian but knows his stuff. He says Dale's not like the people that were picketing at the DaVinci Code who hasn't seen the movie.

Y2J says that's strange for them to picket & protest something that they know nothing about, says that's the society that we live in & says enough of his soapbox & he's putting it away & leaving it into a corner. He says Soul Sirkus's sort of a strange bastard of a band with Deen Castronovo & Neal Schon from Journey are in the band. Then sees that he made an error, says "AAAHHH, strike that" & says Virgil Donati played with Steve Vai & also mentions Jeff Scott Soto & Marco Mendoza in Soul Sirkus. He says this is a real dogs breakfast of a band, says that should be a great name for a band called "Dogs Breakfast" & says if anyone out there's looking for a band name, he says you have his permission to use that name but you have to call it "Chris Jericho's Dogs Breakfast" & give him 50% of your money & says that's the only way he'll do it.

Y2J says he was thinking on how Schon's a great guitarist & how many bands he's been in over the years. He lists them as Soul Sirkus, Hardline, Journey. Then tries to say "Etch, Etch Ace", questions if he's Spanish & then says HSAS [which means Hagar Schon Aaronson Shrieve] & says it had Sammy Hagar as well as tons of other bands & says he can't remember them now. He says Soul Sirkus' a project that Neal originally started with Hagar & Michael Anthony, says Slash was involved in it for a while & says it was gonna be called "Planet Us", says it didn't work out & became Soul Sirkus & says that's what you heard.

Y2J says he was watching his favorite channel, then asks the fans to guess & say it & answers it as VH1 Classics. He says he saw the Rock Honor special: http://************/nqccw & says as he saw it he sees that the best band was Queen. He says Queen had everything & were the best f****g band that was heavy, soft, had crunchy licks, great vocal harmonies, solos & drumming. He says they could be the best band of all time besides the Beatles, says on the special he saw Queen's Brian May play with Foo FIghters & Def Leppard.

Y2J says today he watched from the Freddy Mercury tribute show in '92: http://************/pvvf3 with all the undos with Ian Hunter, David Bowie, Mick Ronson, Roger Taylor, John Deacon, Brian May & says these guys can play with anyone & has played with everybody & written all these songs. He then yells & says "GOD I WISH I WAS ON IN THE SHOW!", then says the special was cool & started off with the Foo Fighters playing a heavy Queen song that to him is very much of a heavy metal song of anything by Kiss & AC/DC. He says Def Leppard came out & played a '70's song that had as much pomp & circumstance as any Def Leppard song, Poison song or Velvet Revolver song.

Y2J says all of these bands came from '70's bands & says you can hear the influences. He says he's got Queen, Def Leppard's "T-Rex" & some Wolfman Jack that's done by Chris Jericho.

13. Plays Queen's "Tie Your Mother Down" & Def Leppard's "20th Century Boy".

14. Y2J asks as to how sexy was "20th Century Boy", says that was T-Rex's Marc Bolan that was done by Def Leppard & says it's a great riff & imitates the riff: "BOW, BABANA, BOW BABOW BOW. BOW TITITITITI, BOW TITITITITI, BOW TITITITITI, BOW TITITITITI, BABADUDUDU BOW" & says you've heard it. He says he loves songs like that, says that's from Def Leppard's "YEAH!" tribute record & says it's similar to Ozzy's "Undercover". He says it's sort a new trend to do tributes, says who's he to talk since his band [Fozzy] started as a tribute band. He says Def Leppard's finishing as a tribute band & says how apropo's that.

Y2J says it's always cool when bands continue in their life as rock guys or bands & try other avenues & mentions Accept's Wolf Hoffmann. He says Wolf's a famous & critically louded photographer now & is now getting ready to start up a classical metal band. He explains of what that is, is they play songs by Stravinski, Beethoven & others but doing heavy metal versions of them. He says this is sort of a rip off of Trans-Siberian Orchestra where did they heavy metal rock operas, says they took it around on tour with Christmas themes & stuff like that. He says Wolf's trying to do the same thing, but doing it with classical music.

Y2J says he knows about this because Fozzy's drummer Eric Sanders will be in Wolf's band. He says Wolf's doing this top of the line, says he ain't interested going back on tour in a van or bus, but is now doing 5 star hotels, buses, private jets, etc. He says the reason for this is that in Europe, classical, metal & Accept are all huge, says Wolf can do the project & make it huge with it. He says that's a great concept because like Rebel Meets Rebel, it's awesome when you combine 2 separate music styles which really aren't that different after all. He says classical & metal have been "melded" [yep, that's what it sounded like he said] many times, but actually playing classical music.

Y2J says [Yngwie] Malmsteen does it, but to do it with a full big broad orchestra & 2 or 3 guitarists, says it's a great idea & is looking forward into hearing it. He says if you listen to this song ["Metal Heart"], it has some little classical influences to it. He says what's better is that his friend Ed owns the metal heart, says he'll play "Metal Heart" & says you know the album cover with the metal heart on the cover with it? He says his friend owns that, asks as to how cool's that by actually owning the metal heart. He says if you have the album cover to look at it & think "man, Jericho's friend has this in his house". He says that's the type of people that he rolls with, says it's because he's Chris Jericho BITCH!

15. Plays Accept's "Metal Heart" & The Duke's "Immune".

16. Y2J says that's a great track from the "My Kung Fu Is Good" album & says The Duke's Rich Ward. He says The Duke's touring with Stuck Mojo & plugs www.myspace.com/stuckinthemojo to check it out if you haven't seen them & strongly suggests that you go. He says you may get physically assaulted if you don't [go], just like Evan Seinfeld physically assaulted Sebastian [Bach] on VH1's "Supergroup": http://************/pa87v . He asks if he's a shameless VH1 plugger since he don't work for them anymore & says they fired him, says the show "Best Week Ever": http://************/5hk5t should be called "Poopiest Week Ever".

Y2J says Evan took a swing at Bach, drama ensued & says that's rock & roll. He says that's funny because the name of the band's called Damnocracy, says Ted Nugent was already in a supergroup called Damn Yankees & says the typecast's getting stereotyped. He says Ted has to be in supergroups with the name "Damn" in them, says next Ted will probably join with Eddie Van Halen & formed "Damn The Torpedos", says he don't know why it has to be Eddie Van Halen but feels since he had a song called "Tora Tora", it's Eddie Van Halen. He says Evan had Damnocracy & he [Y2J] will have "Damn The Torpedos" & 15 years ago we had Damn Yankees.

17. Plays Damn Yankees' "This Side Of Hell" & Kingdom Come's "Do You Like It".

18. Y2J says if there ever was a Led Zeppelin rip off, he found it in Kingdom Come that has drummer James Kottak who's now drumming with the Scorpions & has replaced Herman Rarebell. He says James Kottak's a cool name, says it's not half as cool as Herman Rarebell. He then asks if you remember when Brad Gillis had to put up with all the haters when he replaced Randy Rhoads, then wonders if Kottak had to deal with all the haters when he replaced Rarebell with people saying "HIS NAME'S MUCH COOLER THAN YOURS, RAREBELL'S NOT AS COOL OF A ROCK & ROLL NAME".

Y2J says Dave Mustaine & Megadeth are recording a new record in Los Angeles, feels the record will be a "slam dunk, boy howdy", says it'll be a good record & says "BOY HOWDY". He says Dave's been putting out great records for years & mentions "The System Has Failed" & an underated record "The World Need A Hero" & says that'll be his epic closer. He says he needs some closure & says this weeks closure, interupts & says he's coming up with catchphrases as he goes & says it'll be from Megadeth. He says he's over, finished, gone, done & out, says another Rock Of Jericho's silenced in the can & branded off with an epic Megadeth track. He says you want some closure, you got it & he'll see you next week on his show & says "NIGHTY NITE!".

19. Ends the show with Megadeth's "When" & the show ends at 10:03PM.

Shell
07-10-2006, 08:37 PM
Never thought i'd say this but Raw needs him back

the madscotsman
07-11-2006, 02:42 PM
^^ to fuckin right hen. I wish we could get that show over here. cheers for postin' it.