Stunner
07-18-2006, 10:05 PM
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
"I may take a while to get hard. I got laid last night."
Where does an Irish Family go on vacation?
A different bar.
One Blonde says to the other, "which is farther away, Florida or the moon?"
"Hello!", says the other blonde. "Can you see Florida?"
Why don't blind people sky-dive?
It scares the hell out of the dog.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a stretch limo?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
"I may take a while to get hard. I got laid last night."
Where does an Irish Family go on vacation?
A different bar.
One Blonde says to the other, "which is farther away, Florida or the moon?"
"Hello!", says the other blonde. "Can you see Florida?"
Why don't blind people sky-dive?
It scares the hell out of the dog.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a stretch limo?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.