Shane McMahon's Ass
12-27-2009, 06:51 AM
Christmas is coming, and everybody's looking for presents for their loved ones. Never let it be said the we don't care about our readers - we've rummaged through our bulging sack of stories we've done over the years, and gathered together twelve bundles of our favourite Weird news topics as a festive gift, just for you...
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Twelve Naked Nutters
Naked guy in Japanese moat adventure (Pictured above)
Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
Naked Tesco chimney burglar sentenced
Drunk, naked tourist ends up in wrong bed
Nude man found tied to a rock, arrested
Nude ramblers gear up for Naked Hiking Day
Naked town to be naked again
Naked beer thief does the hula
Naked man in high heels caused security alert
Cops arrest naked driver; naked woman also involved
Naked couple in drive-through attack
Nude wet meat soil bandit caught
Eleven Drunk Drivers
G-string Santa arrested for drunk driving
Man dressed as breathalyser arrested for driving drunk
Drunk driver runs over himself
Drunk driver calls police on herself
Drunk driver blames swine flu
Police sell drunk driver's motorised armchair on eBay
Drunk driver parks on cops' lawn
Drunk guy in lawnmower booze quest
Drunk man in slow tractor chase
Drink driver calls cops to report marijuana theft
Drink drive tester 'drives drunk' to drink drive test
Ten Clumsy Criminals
Bank robber who thought he was invisible wasn't actually invisible
Cross-dressing plant thief caught
Unwise burglar robs CCTV camera shop
Robbers thwarted by pizza throw
Sweet wrapper trail leads to robbers
Robbers robbed by other robbers while leaving robbery
Thief picks wrong house to burgle
Petrol station robbers caught after running out of petrol
Burglar loses trousers after getting stuck in supermarket window
Armed robber helpfully fills out job application
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Nine Stupid Smugglers
Man caught with pigeons in his trousers (Pictured above)
Drug smuggler wore cast made of cocaine
Women arrested for 'smuggling cocaine in wigs'
Baby's nappy sausage smuggler rumbled
Drug-filled vibrator woman arrested
OAP smuggles cocaine in oranges
Smugglers disguise hundreds of reptiles with garlic
Smuggler caught with 14 live songbirds tied to his ankles
Man had sockfuls of snakes wrapped around his chest
Eight eBay Auctions
Man sells entire life on eBay
Man tries to sell his soul on eBay
Parents sell baby on eBay as a joke
Corn flake shaped like Illinois sold on eBay
Entire Texas town for sale on eBay, including beer garden
Selling vote on eBay not a good idea
Jilted wife sells husband's lover's knickers on eBay in revenge
Rhino dung sold on eBay
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Seven Record Foodstuffs
330-foot sushi record for students
100kg meatball shatters world record
The 13-stone record-breaking biggest burger (Pictured Above)
555kg world record cupcake
World record longest line of pizzas ever
Mexico creates record-setting cheesecake
World's largest bread and butter pudding baked up
Six Bad Disguises
Burglars cover faces with permanent marker
Robber wears a beer 12-pack box on his head
Suspect tries to evade police by pretending to be a carpet
Bank robber tries dressing up as a tree
Man holds up petrol station wearing knickers on his head
'Duct Tape Bandit' has greatest disguise ever
Fiiiiiiive Horse Sex Perverts
71-year-old avoids jail over horse sex
Trouserless man accused of horse pestering
Repeat horse sex offender caught having sex with horse again
Pensioner arrested over horse sex
Horse sex pervert news overload
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Four Strange Sports
The World Gravy Wrestling Championships (Pictured Above)
The World Bog Snorkelling Championships
The North American Wife Carrying Championships
The Redneck Games
Three Stolen Bridges
Thieves steal 200-tonne steel bridge
Czech police wonder where bridge has gone
Thieves go a bridge too far as they steal second bridge
Two Bad Elfs
Elf held over Santa bomb hoax
Accused knicker nicker uses 'I thought I was an elf' defence
…AND AN ICEBERG THAT LOOKS LIKE A KNOB
Giant ice penis - is climate change to blame? (Pictured Below)
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Twelve Naked Nutters
Naked guy in Japanese moat adventure (Pictured above)
Naked banana sex cult leader flees police
Naked Tesco chimney burglar sentenced
Drunk, naked tourist ends up in wrong bed
Nude man found tied to a rock, arrested
Nude ramblers gear up for Naked Hiking Day
Naked town to be naked again
Naked beer thief does the hula
Naked man in high heels caused security alert
Cops arrest naked driver; naked woman also involved
Naked couple in drive-through attack
Nude wet meat soil bandit caught
Eleven Drunk Drivers
G-string Santa arrested for drunk driving
Man dressed as breathalyser arrested for driving drunk
Drunk driver runs over himself
Drunk driver calls police on herself
Drunk driver blames swine flu
Police sell drunk driver's motorised armchair on eBay
Drunk driver parks on cops' lawn
Drunk guy in lawnmower booze quest
Drunk man in slow tractor chase
Drink driver calls cops to report marijuana theft
Drink drive tester 'drives drunk' to drink drive test
Ten Clumsy Criminals
Bank robber who thought he was invisible wasn't actually invisible
Cross-dressing plant thief caught
Unwise burglar robs CCTV camera shop
Robbers thwarted by pizza throw
Sweet wrapper trail leads to robbers
Robbers robbed by other robbers while leaving robbery
Thief picks wrong house to burgle
Petrol station robbers caught after running out of petrol
Burglar loses trousers after getting stuck in supermarket window
Armed robber helpfully fills out job application
http://i45.tinypic.com/70crxs.jpg
Nine Stupid Smugglers
Man caught with pigeons in his trousers (Pictured above)
Drug smuggler wore cast made of cocaine
Women arrested for 'smuggling cocaine in wigs'
Baby's nappy sausage smuggler rumbled
Drug-filled vibrator woman arrested
OAP smuggles cocaine in oranges
Smugglers disguise hundreds of reptiles with garlic
Smuggler caught with 14 live songbirds tied to his ankles
Man had sockfuls of snakes wrapped around his chest
Eight eBay Auctions
Man sells entire life on eBay
Man tries to sell his soul on eBay
Parents sell baby on eBay as a joke
Corn flake shaped like Illinois sold on eBay
Entire Texas town for sale on eBay, including beer garden
Selling vote on eBay not a good idea
Jilted wife sells husband's lover's knickers on eBay in revenge
Rhino dung sold on eBay
http://i50.tinypic.com/30a6hhl.jpg
Seven Record Foodstuffs
330-foot sushi record for students
100kg meatball shatters world record
The 13-stone record-breaking biggest burger (Pictured Above)
555kg world record cupcake
World record longest line of pizzas ever
Mexico creates record-setting cheesecake
World's largest bread and butter pudding baked up
Six Bad Disguises
Burglars cover faces with permanent marker
Robber wears a beer 12-pack box on his head
Suspect tries to evade police by pretending to be a carpet
Bank robber tries dressing up as a tree
Man holds up petrol station wearing knickers on his head
'Duct Tape Bandit' has greatest disguise ever
Fiiiiiiive Horse Sex Perverts
71-year-old avoids jail over horse sex
Trouserless man accused of horse pestering
Repeat horse sex offender caught having sex with horse again
Pensioner arrested over horse sex
Horse sex pervert news overload
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Four Strange Sports
The World Gravy Wrestling Championships (Pictured Above)
The World Bog Snorkelling Championships
The North American Wife Carrying Championships
The Redneck Games
Three Stolen Bridges
Thieves steal 200-tonne steel bridge
Czech police wonder where bridge has gone
Thieves go a bridge too far as they steal second bridge
Two Bad Elfs
Elf held over Santa bomb hoax
Accused knicker nicker uses 'I thought I was an elf' defence
…AND AN ICEBERG THAT LOOKS LIKE A KNOB
Giant ice penis - is climate change to blame? (Pictured Below)
http://i49.tinypic.com/otm61l.jpg
Metro.co.uk