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08-21-2010, 06:42 AM
We are live on tape from Bakersfield, California and your announcers are Matt ‘Cheese’ Striker and Todd ‘You mean it was Kane the whole time’ Grisham.
We see a photos from Sunday when Kane defeated Rey Mysterio only to see the Undertaker return to the ring and he went after the man who attacked him. That man was Kane.
Kane will address the WWE Universe tonight about the tombstone he gave to his brother.
Rey Mysterio comes to the ring and he has something to say to the WWE Universe. Rey starts off by speaking in Spanish to the people of Bakersfield. Rey says that he wants to thank the WWE Universe for helping him get through one of his most grueling matches at SummerSlam. While he did not get the result he wanted, he was not put in a casket. Rey mentions that Kane has accused a lot of people for being responsible for the attack on the Undertaker. In the end we know that he was looking to mask his guilt. Rey says that his name has been cleared. We know that it was Kane who attacked the Undertaker. Rey says that . . .
Rey is interrupted by Alberto Del Rio who makes his way into the arena and he says that tonight is his grand debut on Smackdown. Alberto tells Rey that it is an honor. Rey is a Mexican idol. He is a great luchador. After all their families have been through, they are both here. They are both Mexican icons. He says that he is a national hero, a millionaire, and a man who is admired in Mexico. He says that his family comes from kings. Alberto says that Rey’s blood is from the streets of Tijuana. Alberto says that Rey is like the people of Bakersfield. He is the little worm in his bottle of tequila. He is little and then he tries to grab Rey but Rey tells him not to touch him. Alberto says that Rey is a joke of a man. Alberto says that he is handsome rich, and powerful. He is a man who wears the finest clothing.
Rey says that Alberto’s suit and cufflinks are nice. He says that he has a family member who has the same things but he got them at a swap meet. Rey tells Alberto that he has a lot of guts coming out here to talk about his royal family. Rey tells Alberto that he is a nobody. He says that he has seen Alberto’s type a million times. Just because you have houses all over and wear fine, tailored suits that he has to respect him. Respect is earned around here and as far as he is concerned, Alberto has not gained anyone’s respect.
Alberto says that he does not have to earn anything from Rey or the people. He calls Rey a peasant. Alberto tells Rey that he is going to respect him, or he will make Rey respect him.
Rey tells Alberto that he is not his amigito. If Alberto wants his respect and the fan’s respect, he tells Alberto to come and get it. Rey suggests that he face Alberto tonight in a match.
Alberto thinks about it and he says that he will do it because he can’t wait to squeeze Rey like the little cockroach he is. Alberto winks at Rey and Rey hits Alberto. He knocks Alberto into the ropes and Rey hits a 619 and leaves the ring.
Kofi Kingston and Dolph Ziggler are in the back in split screen as we go to commercial.
We are back and it is time for some Dashing Cody Rhodes Grooming Tips. Cody talks about dry, craggly, aging skin. Cody says that he is here to show us that we can be dashing. When you use a manly moisturizing lotion packed with the proper botanical ingredients, you can have healthy, glowing skin. He takes some cucumber melon fragrance lotion and rub it into your skin. This will give you silky, soft, smooth skin.
We see photos from the Nexus attack on Kofi Kingston from Sunday night.
Match Number One: Kofi Kingston versus Dolph Ziggler with Vickie Guerrero for the Intercontinental Title
They lock up and Kofi with a punch and Dolph goes to the floor. Dolph goes to Vickie for a quick consultation. Kofi with a waist lock but Dolph with an elbow and then he takes Kofi to the mat and gets a near fall. Dolph with a neck breaker. Kofi with punches and kicks to Ziggler but Dolph with a kick of his own followed by a punch. Dolph with a snap mare and reverse chin lock. Kofi with a kick and then he holds on to the ropes and Dolph runs into a few kicks. Vickie grabs Kofi’s boot to distract him and that allows Ziggler to hit a running forearm that sends Kofi to the floor.
We go to commercial.
Wea re back and Dolph has Kofi in a reverse chin lock. Dolph applies more pressure and he has the referee check on Kofi to see if he wants to continue the match. Kofi gets to his feet and he punches Dolph but Dolph with a knee. Kofi with a jawbreaker and he hits a running forearm into the corner and gets a near fall. Dolph stands on the back of Kofi’s neck and then he connects with a leaping elbow drop for a near fall. Dolph kicks Kofi in the corner but Kofi kicks Dolph a few times. Dolph holds on to Kofi’s legs and pulls him out of the corner and gets a near fall. Dolph with an arm bar on Kofi but Kofi with punches. Dolph with a kick and Irish whip.
Dolph misses a charge into the corner and Kofi with a rollup but he can only get a two count. Kofi with chops to Dolph followed by a drop kick and a Thesz Press. Kofi punches Dolph a few times before getting up. Kingston tries for the Boom Drop but Ziggler rolls out of the way and to the apron. Dolph with a kick on the apron to the head and it staggers Kofi. Dolph charges at Kofi and Kofi with a pendulum kick. Kofi goes up top but Vickie gets on the apron and pushes Kofi to the mat. The referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Kofi Kingston by disqualification
After the match, Vickie argues with the referee’s decision. Dolph stands over Kofi but Kofi punches Dolph and Dolph goes to the floor. Dolph runs away and Vickie is in the way and she screams as if she is going to suffer severe bodily harm. She also follows Kofi as he tries to get around her and she prevents his attempts to get to Ziggler. Vickie suddenly gets courageous and asks Kofi if he is going to hit her. Dolph makes his way back around the ring and he attacks Kofi from behind. Dolph with boots to the head and they return to the ring. Ziggler hits a Zig Zag on Kingston. Ziggler waits for Kofi to get back to his feet but he only needs Kofi to sit up and Dolph applies the sleeper. Dolph releases the hold and he is about to leave the ring, but he has second thoughts and he goes back to Kofi’s motionless body. Dolph stands over Kofi and raises his boot while Vickie encourages him and Dolph stomps on Kofi’s head. Dolph leaves the ring.
The referees and medical staff check on Kofi to see how he is doing.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look back at the SummerSlam week activities.
We go to Michelle and Layla’s dressing room and they both talk about how good they look. Layla says that it is time for some real talk and she mentions that Teddy Long is probably not happy with what they did to Melina at SummerSlam. Layla thinks that Teddy will punish them but Michelle thinks that Teddy should be rewarding them. Michelle talks about all of the crying that Melina does. Layla and Michelle are secretive about their plan and when they leave, there is an ugly plant in the center of the dressing room that is really Hornswoggle in disguise.
Matt and Todd get serious after the return of Hornswoggle. They talk about the resolution of the Who Vegetated Undertaker story and we see photos from SummerSlam of Taker’s return.
The Straight Edge Society followers are in the dressing room and Luke says that he cannot forgive Punk for walking out on them at SummerSlam. Joseph asks aloud if any of them would walk away like Punk did. Serena says that Luke and Joseph don’t understand. She says that Punk was trying to teach them a lesson. They need to prove that they are strong. Serena says that tonight is their chance because they will beat Kelly Kelly and Big Show. Joseph says that Serena isn’t ready to be in a match, but Serena says that she has been training for months and that she is ready and that they will show that they deserve Punk’s admiration.
Punk enters and he wonders what they mean by his admiration. Punk says that none of them deserve anything, least of all their admiration. Punk says that he watched Raw and what Nexus did peaked his interest. Punk says that if they don’t win their match, they are out of the Straight Edge Society. Punk leaves and we go to commercial.
We are back and Did You Know that WWE SummerSlam was still the number one search term on Google on Sunday?
Match Number Two: Luke Gallows and Serena with Joseph Mercury versus Big Show and Kelly Kelly
The men start things off and Show with a kick. Luke with a kick but Show with chop and he wants to punch Luke but Luke makes the tag. Serena wit ha kick and elbow to the head. Kelly with forearms followed by an Irish whip. Kelly tries for the handspring back elbow but Serena with an elbow. Serena with a kick to the midsection and then she gets a near fall. Serena with a forearm and knee to the back and she gets a near fall. Serena with a chin lock on Kelly and then she uses a cravate. Kelly with a forearm and jawbreaker to escape the hold. Serena misses a charge into the corner and Kelly with a Thesz Press and she slams Serena’s head into the mat. Kelly with a tilt-a-whirl head scissors to Serena. Kelly with an X Factor but Luke breaks up the cover. Show knocks Gallows out of the ring and they go to the floor. Show with a kick and punches to Gallows. Kelly tries for the K2 but Serena counters and hits a gutbuster for the three count.
Winners: Serena and Luke Gallows
After the match, Punk is on the stage and he applauds their performance. Punk gives Serena a hug to celebrate her first win.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Kane is in the ring and the building is red and he is laughing maniacally. Kane says that when the devil removed himself from heaven and earth, he left seven deadly sins. Kane says that his favorite sin is pride. Kane tells his brother that it was his pride that weakened his powers over the decades of destruction. It was his pride that allowed Kane to put him in a vegetative state. It was Taker’s pride that brought him back before he was ready. It was because of his pride that he was able to drop Taker on his head at SummerSlam. Kane asks Taker if he can remember when it all began. He asks if Taker can remember when the downward spiral from immortality to the mangled wreck that was left in the ring on Sunday was started. For years, he was nothing more than some vague memory in the back of his mind. When Taker saw him again for the first time, the look in his eyes told the story. It was the story of an older self serving brother who was worried about keeping the spotlight on himself while leaving his brother in the shadows.
Kane says that everything that he did in those early years, Taker was able to overcome. Instead of destroying his legend, Kane made it greater. When Taker set him on fire, he knew that it was his influence that pushed Taker to the limit of the dark side. It was his little brother who separated him from his last vestiges of humanity. It was Taker’s most magnificent moment. That is when Kane knew what he had to do. That is when his master plan was set in motion. With every victory, Taker’s collection of souls grew, but so did his weakness. Kane says that he watched and waited. Even in victory, it was clear that Taker was losing his grip. It was the day that Taker forced Kane to take off his mask to reveal his true face to the world, that Taker unleashed the monster capable of ending Taker’s reign of darkness.
When they met for the second time on the grandest scale of them all, the time was not right, but the plan continued to evolve. Kane says that he understands Taker better than anyone. He positioned himself at Taker’s right hand to gain confidence. Kane says that he watched and waited. Their reunion was nothing more than a vehicle for his vengeance. Kane says that no matter how many times Taker was sent crashing down, he would get back up. It was because of Taker’s pride that he continued to get up. Taker’s pride would be his undoing. While Taker was disgracing himself and allowing himself to be disgraced by those beneath him, Kane says that he was biding his time. Kane says that he knew his moment arrived when he showed Shawn Michaels some mercy. Taker could have destroyed Shawn Michaels or he could become one with his weakness. It was at that moment that the plan he hatched over a decade earlier had come to fruition.
Kane says that he knew last Sunday when he saw that shadow of his former self rise out of the coffin and the weak grip around his throat, he knew that it was over. All of those years of planning, watching, and waiting in the shadows were at an end. Kane says that he had his vengeance. A vengeance that had eluded him for so long. Kane says that now the shadows in which he once labored are now cast upon him. What was once Taker’s holy grail is now Kane’s World Title. He tells Undertaker that they used to be the Brothers of Destruction, but now Taker is nothing more than the brother he destroyed. For fifteen years, Kane dreamt of the day when the Phenom would be no more. Kane relished the thought of being the dominant brother. He knew that this day would come. Kane says that he dedicated his life to this moment becoming reality. The moment that his brother would be cast down with grave vengeance and furious anger. That would be the moment that he would replace Taker as the devil’s favorite demon.
Kane laughs again as he summons the hellfire and leaves the ring.
We go to commercial.
We are back with the Smack of the Night: Christian versus Drew McIntyre from three weeks ago when Christian injured his shoulder.
We see highlights of what Drew McIntyre did to Matt Hardy last week on Smackdown.
Before the match starts, we hear Dashing Cody Rhodes’ music and he comes out in a dashing suit and joins Todd and Matt at the announce table.
Match Number Three: Christian versus Drew McIntyre
Drew with a kick to the arm and he puts Christian briefly in an arm bar. Christian gets out of the hold by rolling through and he kicks Drew. Christian leaps over Drew as he comes off the turnbuckles. Christian blocks a hip toss and then hits a rana on Drew. Drew goes to the floor and he attacks the announce table. Christian goes to the apron and Drew blocks a kick and then he pulls Christian onto the apron. Drew sends Christian into the ring bell cubicle. Drew returns to the ring and then goes back to the floor. Christian with a punch to Drew but Drew drops Christian’s injured shoulder onto the exposed ringside barrier. Drew waits for Christian to return to the ring and then goes back after Christian. Drew says that he is going to snap Christian’s arm like he snapped Hardy’s leg. Drew sends Christian’s arm into the ring post. Drew sends Christian back into the ring and gets a near fall. Drew with a hammer lock on Christian as he continues to work on the shoulder. Christian with an elbow but Drew holds on to the hammer lock. Christian tries to escape but Drew sends Christian into the mat as he lands on his shoulder. We go to commercial.
We are back and Drew with an arm bar as he continues to work on Christian’s left arm. Drew continues to work on the shoulder and gets a near fall. Drew with a boot to the shoulder with a series of kicks. Drew with a kick to the head as Christian tries to get to the ropes to get the referee to keep Drew away from him. Drew wraps Christian’s arm in the ropes and uses his boot for extra pressure. Christian with a kick and a DDT off the turnbuckles and it plants Drew on the top of his head. Christian can only get a near fall. Christian tries to get feeling back in his arm and he hits a running forearm. Drew with a kick but Christian runs Drew into the corner and he punches Drew until the referee pulls him off.
Christian with a boot to the ribs and then he hits a baseball slide to the head. Christian goes up top and hits a missile drop kick and gets a near fall. Drew misses a charge into the corner and Christian hits the pendulum kick. Christian misses the corkscrew back elbow from the turnbuckles when Drew moves out of the way. Drew hits an arm breaker on Christian and gets a near fall. Drew tries for the Future Shock but Christian escapes and tries for the Killswitch but like last week, he was unable to turn Drew without feeling too much pain in his shoulder. Drew runs Christian shoulder first into the turnbuckles. Drew tries for a running power slam but Christian hits a crucifix driver for the three count.
Winner: Christian
After the match, Cody leaves the announce table and he goes over to Christian. Cody has something to say to Christian but it was only a trap for Drew McIntyre to get behind Christian. Christian sees Drew and that allows Cody to attack Christian from behind. Drew sends Christian back into the ring while Cody removes his dashing jacket. Cody and Drew attack Christian in the ring and Drew with boots to the arm while Cody holds him.
Matt Hardy comes to the ring and his ankle is in a boot because of what happened last week. Matt punches Drew and hits a Side Effect on Cody. Matt punches Drew and Cody attacks Matt from behind. Drew and Cody go after Matt’s ankle. Drew with the Future Shock DDT on Matt. Cody hits Cross Rhodes on Christian.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Jack Swagger says that this is the worst summer ever. At the start of the summer, he was the World Champion but he wasn’t even on the card for SummerSlam. He was robbed of the World Title and then he says that he was robbed last week by MVP and he calls MVP a delinquent. He wants the person with whom he is communicating to respond but we see that it is Rosa Mendes exercising and she has headphones on. Jack says that he is getting no respect.
Jack turns around and Montel Vontavious Porter is in front of him. Porter says that he hears what Jack is saying but nobody is buying into the ‘I’m better than you’ thing. Jack reminds Porter that he is the All American American and Porter cuts him off before he gets out too many ‘Americans’. He says that nobody is questioning his credentials. Porter says that Swagger might be better than him at some things and he points out Swagger’s whining. Swagger says that he is better at him in any way. Swagger says that he can beat Porter in a shootout and he calls it the Jack Swagger Senior Invitational. Porter asks Swagger about his dad’s chronic diarrhea.
Swagger says that if he wins, he gets to host the VIP Lounge for a night. Porter says that if he wins, he will throw a huge end of the summer block party and Swagger has to pick up the tab.
It is time to talk about the main event at SummerSlam and then it is time for the Raw Rebound.
Teddy Long is in his office and Kane joins him. Teddy tells Kane he might not be happy to hear that the Undertaker is going to be on Smackdown next week. Kane doesn’t look too angry and he says that next week Smackdown will be hell on earth.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Alberto Del Rio has his own personal ring announcer and his name is Ricardo Rodriguez. Alberto drives into the arena in a Rolls Royce.
Match Number Four: Alberto Del Rio versus Rey Myserio
Del Rio has the patented Del Rio stare as the bell rings and he kicks Rey in the leg and takes him to the mat. Alberto sends Rey into the turnbuckles and kicks him. Alberto punches Rey in the head and snap mares him followed by a kick to the back. Alberto with a hard Irish whip and the referee checks on Rey. Alberto with kicks and forearms. Rey with kicks to Del Rio but Del Rio sends Rey into the turnbuckles. Rey avoids a charge into the corner and then he hits a tilt-a-whirl head scissors on Alberto. Del Rio goes over the top rope to the floor when Rey avoids him. We go to commercial.
We are back and Rey with forearms to Del Rio in the corner. Alberto with an Irish whip but he runs into a boot. Alberto sends Rey to the apron but Rey holds on. Albert sends Rey’s arm into the ring post and then he slams Rey’s arm into the ring steps. Alberto stands on the arm as the referee starts his count and Alberto with the Del Rio glare. Del Rio sends Rey back into the ring and he gets a near fall. Alberto with an arm bar on Rey and Rey with kicks to get out of the hold. Rey with kicks to Del Rio but Alberto with an enzuigiri for a near fall. Alberto with a standing hammer lock power slam and then he goes to the top turnbuckles. Del Rio misses a back senton when Rey moves out of the way.
Both men are down on the mat and Rey with punches and knees to Del Rio. Del Rio pushes Rey away but Rey with a running kick to Del Rio’s head and Rey gets a near fall. Rey with the springboard seated senton followed by a springboard cross body for a near fall. Del Rio runs into a drop toe hold and falls into the ropes. Rey tries for the 619 but Alberto grabs Rey’s legs and he tries to catapult Rey into the turnbuckles but Rey lands on the turnbuckles. Rey with a mule kick and both men are down. Rey goes for a double jump moonsault but Alberto clips Rey’s leg and Rey hits the turnbuckles and then the mat as he holds his injured left arm. Del Rio with a kick to the arm and then he takes Rey to the mat with a cross arm breaker and Rey taps out.
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
After the match, Del Rio reapplies the cross arm breaker and Rey screams for mercy before Del Rio releases the hold.
We go to credits.
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We see a photos from Sunday when Kane defeated Rey Mysterio only to see the Undertaker return to the ring and he went after the man who attacked him. That man was Kane.
Kane will address the WWE Universe tonight about the tombstone he gave to his brother.
Rey Mysterio comes to the ring and he has something to say to the WWE Universe. Rey starts off by speaking in Spanish to the people of Bakersfield. Rey says that he wants to thank the WWE Universe for helping him get through one of his most grueling matches at SummerSlam. While he did not get the result he wanted, he was not put in a casket. Rey mentions that Kane has accused a lot of people for being responsible for the attack on the Undertaker. In the end we know that he was looking to mask his guilt. Rey says that his name has been cleared. We know that it was Kane who attacked the Undertaker. Rey says that . . .
Rey is interrupted by Alberto Del Rio who makes his way into the arena and he says that tonight is his grand debut on Smackdown. Alberto tells Rey that it is an honor. Rey is a Mexican idol. He is a great luchador. After all their families have been through, they are both here. They are both Mexican icons. He says that he is a national hero, a millionaire, and a man who is admired in Mexico. He says that his family comes from kings. Alberto says that Rey’s blood is from the streets of Tijuana. Alberto says that Rey is like the people of Bakersfield. He is the little worm in his bottle of tequila. He is little and then he tries to grab Rey but Rey tells him not to touch him. Alberto says that Rey is a joke of a man. Alberto says that he is handsome rich, and powerful. He is a man who wears the finest clothing.
Rey says that Alberto’s suit and cufflinks are nice. He says that he has a family member who has the same things but he got them at a swap meet. Rey tells Alberto that he has a lot of guts coming out here to talk about his royal family. Rey tells Alberto that he is a nobody. He says that he has seen Alberto’s type a million times. Just because you have houses all over and wear fine, tailored suits that he has to respect him. Respect is earned around here and as far as he is concerned, Alberto has not gained anyone’s respect.
Alberto says that he does not have to earn anything from Rey or the people. He calls Rey a peasant. Alberto tells Rey that he is going to respect him, or he will make Rey respect him.
Rey tells Alberto that he is not his amigito. If Alberto wants his respect and the fan’s respect, he tells Alberto to come and get it. Rey suggests that he face Alberto tonight in a match.
Alberto thinks about it and he says that he will do it because he can’t wait to squeeze Rey like the little cockroach he is. Alberto winks at Rey and Rey hits Alberto. He knocks Alberto into the ropes and Rey hits a 619 and leaves the ring.
Kofi Kingston and Dolph Ziggler are in the back in split screen as we go to commercial.
We are back and it is time for some Dashing Cody Rhodes Grooming Tips. Cody talks about dry, craggly, aging skin. Cody says that he is here to show us that we can be dashing. When you use a manly moisturizing lotion packed with the proper botanical ingredients, you can have healthy, glowing skin. He takes some cucumber melon fragrance lotion and rub it into your skin. This will give you silky, soft, smooth skin.
We see photos from the Nexus attack on Kofi Kingston from Sunday night.
Match Number One: Kofi Kingston versus Dolph Ziggler with Vickie Guerrero for the Intercontinental Title
They lock up and Kofi with a punch and Dolph goes to the floor. Dolph goes to Vickie for a quick consultation. Kofi with a waist lock but Dolph with an elbow and then he takes Kofi to the mat and gets a near fall. Dolph with a neck breaker. Kofi with punches and kicks to Ziggler but Dolph with a kick of his own followed by a punch. Dolph with a snap mare and reverse chin lock. Kofi with a kick and then he holds on to the ropes and Dolph runs into a few kicks. Vickie grabs Kofi’s boot to distract him and that allows Ziggler to hit a running forearm that sends Kofi to the floor.
We go to commercial.
Wea re back and Dolph has Kofi in a reverse chin lock. Dolph applies more pressure and he has the referee check on Kofi to see if he wants to continue the match. Kofi gets to his feet and he punches Dolph but Dolph with a knee. Kofi with a jawbreaker and he hits a running forearm into the corner and gets a near fall. Dolph stands on the back of Kofi’s neck and then he connects with a leaping elbow drop for a near fall. Dolph kicks Kofi in the corner but Kofi kicks Dolph a few times. Dolph holds on to Kofi’s legs and pulls him out of the corner and gets a near fall. Dolph with an arm bar on Kofi but Kofi with punches. Dolph with a kick and Irish whip.
Dolph misses a charge into the corner and Kofi with a rollup but he can only get a two count. Kofi with chops to Dolph followed by a drop kick and a Thesz Press. Kofi punches Dolph a few times before getting up. Kingston tries for the Boom Drop but Ziggler rolls out of the way and to the apron. Dolph with a kick on the apron to the head and it staggers Kofi. Dolph charges at Kofi and Kofi with a pendulum kick. Kofi goes up top but Vickie gets on the apron and pushes Kofi to the mat. The referee calls for the bell.
Winner: Kofi Kingston by disqualification
After the match, Vickie argues with the referee’s decision. Dolph stands over Kofi but Kofi punches Dolph and Dolph goes to the floor. Dolph runs away and Vickie is in the way and she screams as if she is going to suffer severe bodily harm. She also follows Kofi as he tries to get around her and she prevents his attempts to get to Ziggler. Vickie suddenly gets courageous and asks Kofi if he is going to hit her. Dolph makes his way back around the ring and he attacks Kofi from behind. Dolph with boots to the head and they return to the ring. Ziggler hits a Zig Zag on Kingston. Ziggler waits for Kofi to get back to his feet but he only needs Kofi to sit up and Dolph applies the sleeper. Dolph releases the hold and he is about to leave the ring, but he has second thoughts and he goes back to Kofi’s motionless body. Dolph stands over Kofi and raises his boot while Vickie encourages him and Dolph stomps on Kofi’s head. Dolph leaves the ring.
The referees and medical staff check on Kofi to see how he is doing.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look back at the SummerSlam week activities.
We go to Michelle and Layla’s dressing room and they both talk about how good they look. Layla says that it is time for some real talk and she mentions that Teddy Long is probably not happy with what they did to Melina at SummerSlam. Layla thinks that Teddy will punish them but Michelle thinks that Teddy should be rewarding them. Michelle talks about all of the crying that Melina does. Layla and Michelle are secretive about their plan and when they leave, there is an ugly plant in the center of the dressing room that is really Hornswoggle in disguise.
Matt and Todd get serious after the return of Hornswoggle. They talk about the resolution of the Who Vegetated Undertaker story and we see photos from SummerSlam of Taker’s return.
The Straight Edge Society followers are in the dressing room and Luke says that he cannot forgive Punk for walking out on them at SummerSlam. Joseph asks aloud if any of them would walk away like Punk did. Serena says that Luke and Joseph don’t understand. She says that Punk was trying to teach them a lesson. They need to prove that they are strong. Serena says that tonight is their chance because they will beat Kelly Kelly and Big Show. Joseph says that Serena isn’t ready to be in a match, but Serena says that she has been training for months and that she is ready and that they will show that they deserve Punk’s admiration.
Punk enters and he wonders what they mean by his admiration. Punk says that none of them deserve anything, least of all their admiration. Punk says that he watched Raw and what Nexus did peaked his interest. Punk says that if they don’t win their match, they are out of the Straight Edge Society. Punk leaves and we go to commercial.
We are back and Did You Know that WWE SummerSlam was still the number one search term on Google on Sunday?
Match Number Two: Luke Gallows and Serena with Joseph Mercury versus Big Show and Kelly Kelly
The men start things off and Show with a kick. Luke with a kick but Show with chop and he wants to punch Luke but Luke makes the tag. Serena wit ha kick and elbow to the head. Kelly with forearms followed by an Irish whip. Kelly tries for the handspring back elbow but Serena with an elbow. Serena with a kick to the midsection and then she gets a near fall. Serena with a forearm and knee to the back and she gets a near fall. Serena with a chin lock on Kelly and then she uses a cravate. Kelly with a forearm and jawbreaker to escape the hold. Serena misses a charge into the corner and Kelly with a Thesz Press and she slams Serena’s head into the mat. Kelly with a tilt-a-whirl head scissors to Serena. Kelly with an X Factor but Luke breaks up the cover. Show knocks Gallows out of the ring and they go to the floor. Show with a kick and punches to Gallows. Kelly tries for the K2 but Serena counters and hits a gutbuster for the three count.
Winners: Serena and Luke Gallows
After the match, Punk is on the stage and he applauds their performance. Punk gives Serena a hug to celebrate her first win.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Kane is in the ring and the building is red and he is laughing maniacally. Kane says that when the devil removed himself from heaven and earth, he left seven deadly sins. Kane says that his favorite sin is pride. Kane tells his brother that it was his pride that weakened his powers over the decades of destruction. It was his pride that allowed Kane to put him in a vegetative state. It was Taker’s pride that brought him back before he was ready. It was because of his pride that he was able to drop Taker on his head at SummerSlam. Kane asks Taker if he can remember when it all began. He asks if Taker can remember when the downward spiral from immortality to the mangled wreck that was left in the ring on Sunday was started. For years, he was nothing more than some vague memory in the back of his mind. When Taker saw him again for the first time, the look in his eyes told the story. It was the story of an older self serving brother who was worried about keeping the spotlight on himself while leaving his brother in the shadows.
Kane says that everything that he did in those early years, Taker was able to overcome. Instead of destroying his legend, Kane made it greater. When Taker set him on fire, he knew that it was his influence that pushed Taker to the limit of the dark side. It was his little brother who separated him from his last vestiges of humanity. It was Taker’s most magnificent moment. That is when Kane knew what he had to do. That is when his master plan was set in motion. With every victory, Taker’s collection of souls grew, but so did his weakness. Kane says that he watched and waited. Even in victory, it was clear that Taker was losing his grip. It was the day that Taker forced Kane to take off his mask to reveal his true face to the world, that Taker unleashed the monster capable of ending Taker’s reign of darkness.
When they met for the second time on the grandest scale of them all, the time was not right, but the plan continued to evolve. Kane says that he understands Taker better than anyone. He positioned himself at Taker’s right hand to gain confidence. Kane says that he watched and waited. Their reunion was nothing more than a vehicle for his vengeance. Kane says that no matter how many times Taker was sent crashing down, he would get back up. It was because of Taker’s pride that he continued to get up. Taker’s pride would be his undoing. While Taker was disgracing himself and allowing himself to be disgraced by those beneath him, Kane says that he was biding his time. Kane says that he knew his moment arrived when he showed Shawn Michaels some mercy. Taker could have destroyed Shawn Michaels or he could become one with his weakness. It was at that moment that the plan he hatched over a decade earlier had come to fruition.
Kane says that he knew last Sunday when he saw that shadow of his former self rise out of the coffin and the weak grip around his throat, he knew that it was over. All of those years of planning, watching, and waiting in the shadows were at an end. Kane says that he had his vengeance. A vengeance that had eluded him for so long. Kane says that now the shadows in which he once labored are now cast upon him. What was once Taker’s holy grail is now Kane’s World Title. He tells Undertaker that they used to be the Brothers of Destruction, but now Taker is nothing more than the brother he destroyed. For fifteen years, Kane dreamt of the day when the Phenom would be no more. Kane relished the thought of being the dominant brother. He knew that this day would come. Kane says that he dedicated his life to this moment becoming reality. The moment that his brother would be cast down with grave vengeance and furious anger. That would be the moment that he would replace Taker as the devil’s favorite demon.
Kane laughs again as he summons the hellfire and leaves the ring.
We go to commercial.
We are back with the Smack of the Night: Christian versus Drew McIntyre from three weeks ago when Christian injured his shoulder.
We see highlights of what Drew McIntyre did to Matt Hardy last week on Smackdown.
Before the match starts, we hear Dashing Cody Rhodes’ music and he comes out in a dashing suit and joins Todd and Matt at the announce table.
Match Number Three: Christian versus Drew McIntyre
Drew with a kick to the arm and he puts Christian briefly in an arm bar. Christian gets out of the hold by rolling through and he kicks Drew. Christian leaps over Drew as he comes off the turnbuckles. Christian blocks a hip toss and then hits a rana on Drew. Drew goes to the floor and he attacks the announce table. Christian goes to the apron and Drew blocks a kick and then he pulls Christian onto the apron. Drew sends Christian into the ring bell cubicle. Drew returns to the ring and then goes back to the floor. Christian with a punch to Drew but Drew drops Christian’s injured shoulder onto the exposed ringside barrier. Drew waits for Christian to return to the ring and then goes back after Christian. Drew says that he is going to snap Christian’s arm like he snapped Hardy’s leg. Drew sends Christian’s arm into the ring post. Drew sends Christian back into the ring and gets a near fall. Drew with a hammer lock on Christian as he continues to work on the shoulder. Christian with an elbow but Drew holds on to the hammer lock. Christian tries to escape but Drew sends Christian into the mat as he lands on his shoulder. We go to commercial.
We are back and Drew with an arm bar as he continues to work on Christian’s left arm. Drew continues to work on the shoulder and gets a near fall. Drew with a boot to the shoulder with a series of kicks. Drew with a kick to the head as Christian tries to get to the ropes to get the referee to keep Drew away from him. Drew wraps Christian’s arm in the ropes and uses his boot for extra pressure. Christian with a kick and a DDT off the turnbuckles and it plants Drew on the top of his head. Christian can only get a near fall. Christian tries to get feeling back in his arm and he hits a running forearm. Drew with a kick but Christian runs Drew into the corner and he punches Drew until the referee pulls him off.
Christian with a boot to the ribs and then he hits a baseball slide to the head. Christian goes up top and hits a missile drop kick and gets a near fall. Drew misses a charge into the corner and Christian hits the pendulum kick. Christian misses the corkscrew back elbow from the turnbuckles when Drew moves out of the way. Drew hits an arm breaker on Christian and gets a near fall. Drew tries for the Future Shock but Christian escapes and tries for the Killswitch but like last week, he was unable to turn Drew without feeling too much pain in his shoulder. Drew runs Christian shoulder first into the turnbuckles. Drew tries for a running power slam but Christian hits a crucifix driver for the three count.
Winner: Christian
After the match, Cody leaves the announce table and he goes over to Christian. Cody has something to say to Christian but it was only a trap for Drew McIntyre to get behind Christian. Christian sees Drew and that allows Cody to attack Christian from behind. Drew sends Christian back into the ring while Cody removes his dashing jacket. Cody and Drew attack Christian in the ring and Drew with boots to the arm while Cody holds him.
Matt Hardy comes to the ring and his ankle is in a boot because of what happened last week. Matt punches Drew and hits a Side Effect on Cody. Matt punches Drew and Cody attacks Matt from behind. Drew and Cody go after Matt’s ankle. Drew with the Future Shock DDT on Matt. Cody hits Cross Rhodes on Christian.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Jack Swagger says that this is the worst summer ever. At the start of the summer, he was the World Champion but he wasn’t even on the card for SummerSlam. He was robbed of the World Title and then he says that he was robbed last week by MVP and he calls MVP a delinquent. He wants the person with whom he is communicating to respond but we see that it is Rosa Mendes exercising and she has headphones on. Jack says that he is getting no respect.
Jack turns around and Montel Vontavious Porter is in front of him. Porter says that he hears what Jack is saying but nobody is buying into the ‘I’m better than you’ thing. Jack reminds Porter that he is the All American American and Porter cuts him off before he gets out too many ‘Americans’. He says that nobody is questioning his credentials. Porter says that Swagger might be better than him at some things and he points out Swagger’s whining. Swagger says that he is better at him in any way. Swagger says that he can beat Porter in a shootout and he calls it the Jack Swagger Senior Invitational. Porter asks Swagger about his dad’s chronic diarrhea.
Swagger says that if he wins, he gets to host the VIP Lounge for a night. Porter says that if he wins, he will throw a huge end of the summer block party and Swagger has to pick up the tab.
It is time to talk about the main event at SummerSlam and then it is time for the Raw Rebound.
Teddy Long is in his office and Kane joins him. Teddy tells Kane he might not be happy to hear that the Undertaker is going to be on Smackdown next week. Kane doesn’t look too angry and he says that next week Smackdown will be hell on earth.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Alberto Del Rio has his own personal ring announcer and his name is Ricardo Rodriguez. Alberto drives into the arena in a Rolls Royce.
Match Number Four: Alberto Del Rio versus Rey Myserio
Del Rio has the patented Del Rio stare as the bell rings and he kicks Rey in the leg and takes him to the mat. Alberto sends Rey into the turnbuckles and kicks him. Alberto punches Rey in the head and snap mares him followed by a kick to the back. Alberto with a hard Irish whip and the referee checks on Rey. Alberto with kicks and forearms. Rey with kicks to Del Rio but Del Rio sends Rey into the turnbuckles. Rey avoids a charge into the corner and then he hits a tilt-a-whirl head scissors on Alberto. Del Rio goes over the top rope to the floor when Rey avoids him. We go to commercial.
We are back and Rey with forearms to Del Rio in the corner. Alberto with an Irish whip but he runs into a boot. Alberto sends Rey to the apron but Rey holds on. Albert sends Rey’s arm into the ring post and then he slams Rey’s arm into the ring steps. Alberto stands on the arm as the referee starts his count and Alberto with the Del Rio glare. Del Rio sends Rey back into the ring and he gets a near fall. Alberto with an arm bar on Rey and Rey with kicks to get out of the hold. Rey with kicks to Del Rio but Alberto with an enzuigiri for a near fall. Alberto with a standing hammer lock power slam and then he goes to the top turnbuckles. Del Rio misses a back senton when Rey moves out of the way.
Both men are down on the mat and Rey with punches and knees to Del Rio. Del Rio pushes Rey away but Rey with a running kick to Del Rio’s head and Rey gets a near fall. Rey with the springboard seated senton followed by a springboard cross body for a near fall. Del Rio runs into a drop toe hold and falls into the ropes. Rey tries for the 619 but Alberto grabs Rey’s legs and he tries to catapult Rey into the turnbuckles but Rey lands on the turnbuckles. Rey with a mule kick and both men are down. Rey goes for a double jump moonsault but Alberto clips Rey’s leg and Rey hits the turnbuckles and then the mat as he holds his injured left arm. Del Rio with a kick to the arm and then he takes Rey to the mat with a cross arm breaker and Rey taps out.
Winner: Alberto Del Rio
After the match, Del Rio reapplies the cross arm breaker and Rey screams for mercy before Del Rio releases the hold.
We go to credits.
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