Travicity
01-14-2011, 10:25 PM
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Anna
That Smiling Face: Morena Baccarin of V
At Their Best: Providing humanity with a bevy of new technologies, warmly pacifying a frightened public with her calming presence
At Their Worst: Silently plotting to destroy said human race, eating mates, impaling people through the face with her tail.
49
Hank Scorpio
That Smiling Face: Albert Brooks of The Simpsons
At Their Best: Providing the titular family with a respected job and impressive home, listening to problems in the midst of a chaotic situation, chucking away his own loafers on the off chance Homer didn't like them!
At Their Worst: Murdering British secret agents, blowing up the 59th St. bridge, seizing the East Coast as a supervillain
48
Sue Sylvester
That Smiling Face: Jane Lynch of Glee
At Their Best: For all her high-school emotional terrorism, Sue still manages to do right, aligning with Will, innocently taking care of her disabled sister, and unflinchingly expelling Dave Karofski upon learning his threats toward Kurt.
At Their Worst: Taking every possible opportunity to destroy the Glee club, manipulating and terrorizing students, LITERALLY STEALING CHRISTMAS
47
Vesper Abaddon
That Smiling Face: Brian Cox of Kings
At Their Best: Engaging in friendly chats with the King who deposed him, aiding in strategy sessions, taking his eternal imprisonment in stride
At Their Worst: Raping serving girls during his term, silently plotting revenge and the destruction of the Kingdom of Gilboa. What else would you expect from Brian Cox?
46
Jubal Early
That Smiling Face: Richard Brooks of Firefly
At Their Best: Engaging in idle conversation and philosophy with the crew, avoiding violence where possible, knowing when to lay down arms
At Their Worst: Threatening to rape innocent Kaylee, shooting Simon while attempting to kidnap River, mercilessly knocking Book unconscious, torturing animals
45
Larry Sizemore
That Smiling Face: Tim Matheson of Burn Notice
At Their Best: Polite, apologetic, and marginally honorable aiding Michael Weston in combatting cartels trying to kill him.
At Their Worst: Well, there's that bloody corpse on the floor. And the fact that Larry (politely) kills anybody who stands in his way, sometimes using Michael's identity to do so.
44
Boyd Langton
That Smiling Face: Harry Lennix of Dollhouse
At Their Best: Valiantly and selflessly protecting his assigned Dolls, questioning the morality of his actions, softly comforting those tragically hurt by the Rossum Corporation
At Their Worst: Secretly RUNNING the Rossum Corporation, extracting innocent victims' spinal fluid for the purpose of saving "a choice few" in the apocalypse, other things that make exponentially less sense
43
Supernatural's Death
That Smiling Face: Julian Richings of Supernatural
At Their Best: Politely aiding the Winchester brothers in their efforts to destroy Lucifer, offering up a few tasty junk food treats, aiding in the return of Sam's soul
At Their Worst: Um...he's DEATH.
42
Maldis
That Smiling Face: Chris Haywood of Farscape
At Their Best: Happily and conversationally guiding along innocent victims who happened to land near one of his deathtraps.
At Their Worst: Actively guiding people into his deathtraps, warping reality, teasing false information about Crichton's brother, eating delcious souls
41
Harmony Kendall
That Smiling Face: Mercedes McNab of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
At Their Best: Remaining innocent and personable even as an undead killing machine, faithfully performing office duties, not utilizing excessive force on innocent victims
At Their Worst: Betraying her boss to ultimate evil and then yelling for not trusting her, using reality TV to turn the world pro-vampire, vapidly destroying the spirit of innocent high school girls as a human...
40
Siegfried
That Smiling Face: Bernie Kopell of Get Smart
At Their Best: Diametrically opposed to Maxwell Smart, the two still often spoke highly of each other, regardless of the situation. Polite and even honorable, Siegfried even teamed up with the agents once or twice.
At Their Worst: He was still an agent of K.A.O.S., and worse yet the VP of Public Relations and Terror! That bastard!
39
Scorpius
That Smiling Face: Wayne Pygram of Farscape
At Their Best: In spite of his appearance, Scorpius was known for keeping patience and calm, rewarding his cronies for good behavior, his intelligence befitting aid to the Farscape crew when need be.
At Their Worst: Then there was that whole "trying to get the wormhole secrets in Crichton's brain," thing, for which he'd happily kill, torture, lie or sacrifice those close to him.
38
Tom Zarek
That Smiling Face: Richard Hatch of Battlestar Galactica
At Their Best: Charasmatic, (mostly) honorable in politics, and always working to better the plight of the common man for the fleet.
At Their Worst: Sure we never saw those terrorist acts Zarek committed prior to the series, but let's not forget his underhanded dealings, rallying of the prison ship, and of course, mutiny and execustion of the entire Quorum!
37
King Russell Edgington
That Smiling Face: Denis O'Hare of True Blood
At Their Best: Graciously inviting Bill to dine with him in his lavish home, with his ever present Southern charm, leading Eric on thoughtful tours of old memorabilia
At Their Worst: Boy, you don't want to piss this one off. Forcing Sophie-Anne into marriage, ripping a newscaster's spine out on live television after the death of his lover Talbot.
36
Ted Roark
That Smiling Face: Chevy Chase of Chuck
At Their Best: As the head of a major computer corporation, Ted maintained a very public persona and frequently engaged with his audience to show off the newest products, a la Steve Jobs.
At Their Worst: Ted was also a vindictive terrorist working with shadow government agencies to bring about all our ends through the use of intersect-gifted super-soldiers, also like the real Steve Jobs.
35
Sweet
That Smiling Face: Hinton Battle of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
At Their Best: Singing, dancing, providing fresh new clothes for his teenage bride, blithely aborting his murderous plot upon realizing his bride would be male
At Their Worst: Setting dancers on fire, exposing everyone's inner most secrets, and trying (like everyone else in the world) to kill the Slayer.
34
Sideshow Bob
That Smiling Face: Kelsey Grammer of The Simpsons
At Their Best: Keepign a polite, soothing and conversational tone, entertaining potential murder victims with musical theatre, preventing Cecil from destroying Springfield
At Their Worst: Using any and all means necessary to kill members of the Simpson family, framing Krusty for murder, and worse of all, trying to take away our precious TV!
33
Charles Foster Ofdensen
That Smiling Face: Brendon Small of Metalocalypse
At Their Best: Taking care of and indulging the bandmates with an unending degree of politeness, doing his best to curtail the mayhem caused by Dethklok, and organizing various charitable efforts
At Their Worst: Going to brutal, even homicidal lengths to protect "his bread and butter," aiding the band undoubtedly responsible for the coming apocalypse, ahem...Metalocalypse.
32
Spike
That Smiling Face: James Marsters of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
At Their Best: Trading interests and food preferences with sworn enemies, eschewing villainy in the face of love interests Buffy and Dru, engaging in casual conversation with Willow, being unable to harm her and all.
At Their Worst: Ripping paths of destruction across Europe for centuries, haplessly murdering innocents and the Annointed One, stalking, rape...need we go on?
31
Weyoun
That Smiling Face: Jeffrey Combs of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
At Their Best: Always courteous and well-spoken even in the midst of a Cardassian invasion, one Weyoun clone even attempted to defect to the Federation, sacrificing its life for Odo!
At Their Worst: Overseeing countless Cardassian invasions and occupations, attempting to destroy DS9, his duplictous nature often putting him at odds with both Cardassians and the Federation alike
30
Todd the Wraith
That Smiling Face: Christopher Heyerdahl of Stargate: Atlantis
At Their Best: Honoring arrangements with Sheppard, cracking jokes, working to end Wraith reliance on humans, even allying himself with the team while prefacing that they'd soon be at odds again
At Their Worst: Sucking the souls from humanity...does it really get any worse than that? He fully confessed to be a man-eater by nature, no matter what stopgaps the Atlantis project would conjure.
29
Tom Friendly
That Smiling Face: M.C. Gainey of LOST
At Their Best: Oh come on, it's right there in the name! Despite a few misgivings, you could usually count on Tom to honor his word, provide amenities to the captives and shy away from eyeing Evangeline Lilly in the shower (we're not sure we could do that).
At Their Worst: The abduction of Walt, the imprisonment of other survivors, attempted murder of those showing resistance, but what Others weren't guilty of that?
28
Jasmine the Blessed Devourer
That Smiling Face: Gina Torres of Angel
At Their Best: Warmly comforting her followers, bringing world peace and maintaining a strongly public and friendly persona
At Their Worst: Eating said followers, mind control, reigning down destruction upon the exposure of her true nature. Little things, really.
27
William Herrick
That Smiling Face: Adrian Lester of Being Human
At Their Best: Being rather polite, charming and even helpful to Mitchell, whom he turned, as well as his roommates
At Their Worst: Mocking that whole attempt to "be human" (I just got that!), attempting a Vampire final solution. We'll see if Mark Pellegrino does any better in the US remake, it's not like he's known for being duplicitously charming.
26
Sergeant Hatred
That Smiling Face: Chris McCulloch of The Venture Bros.
At Their Best: Making sure his henchmen are well fed with trips to Au Bon Pain, hand-delivering baskets of okra and thoroughly checking the allergies of his arch-nemeses
At Their Worst: Let's just go with careless use of rubber bullets, and caring just a little too much about the young boys he kidnapped
25
The Meddling Monk
That Smiling Face: Peter Butterworth of Doctor Who
At Their Best: The Meddling Monk, or "The Monk" as he tended to be known represented a rather simple, well meaning and child-like man always after amusement rather than any real destruction.
At Their Worst: Altering history in bizarre ways to put England into an age of technological prosperity, improving Stonehenge or using time travel to make money...and who hasn't?
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Anna
That Smiling Face: Morena Baccarin of V
At Their Best: Providing humanity with a bevy of new technologies, warmly pacifying a frightened public with her calming presence
At Their Worst: Silently plotting to destroy said human race, eating mates, impaling people through the face with her tail.
49
Hank Scorpio
That Smiling Face: Albert Brooks of The Simpsons
At Their Best: Providing the titular family with a respected job and impressive home, listening to problems in the midst of a chaotic situation, chucking away his own loafers on the off chance Homer didn't like them!
At Their Worst: Murdering British secret agents, blowing up the 59th St. bridge, seizing the East Coast as a supervillain
48
Sue Sylvester
That Smiling Face: Jane Lynch of Glee
At Their Best: For all her high-school emotional terrorism, Sue still manages to do right, aligning with Will, innocently taking care of her disabled sister, and unflinchingly expelling Dave Karofski upon learning his threats toward Kurt.
At Their Worst: Taking every possible opportunity to destroy the Glee club, manipulating and terrorizing students, LITERALLY STEALING CHRISTMAS
47
Vesper Abaddon
That Smiling Face: Brian Cox of Kings
At Their Best: Engaging in friendly chats with the King who deposed him, aiding in strategy sessions, taking his eternal imprisonment in stride
At Their Worst: Raping serving girls during his term, silently plotting revenge and the destruction of the Kingdom of Gilboa. What else would you expect from Brian Cox?
46
Jubal Early
That Smiling Face: Richard Brooks of Firefly
At Their Best: Engaging in idle conversation and philosophy with the crew, avoiding violence where possible, knowing when to lay down arms
At Their Worst: Threatening to rape innocent Kaylee, shooting Simon while attempting to kidnap River, mercilessly knocking Book unconscious, torturing animals
45
Larry Sizemore
That Smiling Face: Tim Matheson of Burn Notice
At Their Best: Polite, apologetic, and marginally honorable aiding Michael Weston in combatting cartels trying to kill him.
At Their Worst: Well, there's that bloody corpse on the floor. And the fact that Larry (politely) kills anybody who stands in his way, sometimes using Michael's identity to do so.
44
Boyd Langton
That Smiling Face: Harry Lennix of Dollhouse
At Their Best: Valiantly and selflessly protecting his assigned Dolls, questioning the morality of his actions, softly comforting those tragically hurt by the Rossum Corporation
At Their Worst: Secretly RUNNING the Rossum Corporation, extracting innocent victims' spinal fluid for the purpose of saving "a choice few" in the apocalypse, other things that make exponentially less sense
43
Supernatural's Death
That Smiling Face: Julian Richings of Supernatural
At Their Best: Politely aiding the Winchester brothers in their efforts to destroy Lucifer, offering up a few tasty junk food treats, aiding in the return of Sam's soul
At Their Worst: Um...he's DEATH.
42
Maldis
That Smiling Face: Chris Haywood of Farscape
At Their Best: Happily and conversationally guiding along innocent victims who happened to land near one of his deathtraps.
At Their Worst: Actively guiding people into his deathtraps, warping reality, teasing false information about Crichton's brother, eating delcious souls
41
Harmony Kendall
That Smiling Face: Mercedes McNab of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
At Their Best: Remaining innocent and personable even as an undead killing machine, faithfully performing office duties, not utilizing excessive force on innocent victims
At Their Worst: Betraying her boss to ultimate evil and then yelling for not trusting her, using reality TV to turn the world pro-vampire, vapidly destroying the spirit of innocent high school girls as a human...
40
Siegfried
That Smiling Face: Bernie Kopell of Get Smart
At Their Best: Diametrically opposed to Maxwell Smart, the two still often spoke highly of each other, regardless of the situation. Polite and even honorable, Siegfried even teamed up with the agents once or twice.
At Their Worst: He was still an agent of K.A.O.S., and worse yet the VP of Public Relations and Terror! That bastard!
39
Scorpius
That Smiling Face: Wayne Pygram of Farscape
At Their Best: In spite of his appearance, Scorpius was known for keeping patience and calm, rewarding his cronies for good behavior, his intelligence befitting aid to the Farscape crew when need be.
At Their Worst: Then there was that whole "trying to get the wormhole secrets in Crichton's brain," thing, for which he'd happily kill, torture, lie or sacrifice those close to him.
38
Tom Zarek
That Smiling Face: Richard Hatch of Battlestar Galactica
At Their Best: Charasmatic, (mostly) honorable in politics, and always working to better the plight of the common man for the fleet.
At Their Worst: Sure we never saw those terrorist acts Zarek committed prior to the series, but let's not forget his underhanded dealings, rallying of the prison ship, and of course, mutiny and execustion of the entire Quorum!
37
King Russell Edgington
That Smiling Face: Denis O'Hare of True Blood
At Their Best: Graciously inviting Bill to dine with him in his lavish home, with his ever present Southern charm, leading Eric on thoughtful tours of old memorabilia
At Their Worst: Boy, you don't want to piss this one off. Forcing Sophie-Anne into marriage, ripping a newscaster's spine out on live television after the death of his lover Talbot.
36
Ted Roark
That Smiling Face: Chevy Chase of Chuck
At Their Best: As the head of a major computer corporation, Ted maintained a very public persona and frequently engaged with his audience to show off the newest products, a la Steve Jobs.
At Their Worst: Ted was also a vindictive terrorist working with shadow government agencies to bring about all our ends through the use of intersect-gifted super-soldiers, also like the real Steve Jobs.
35
Sweet
That Smiling Face: Hinton Battle of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
At Their Best: Singing, dancing, providing fresh new clothes for his teenage bride, blithely aborting his murderous plot upon realizing his bride would be male
At Their Worst: Setting dancers on fire, exposing everyone's inner most secrets, and trying (like everyone else in the world) to kill the Slayer.
34
Sideshow Bob
That Smiling Face: Kelsey Grammer of The Simpsons
At Their Best: Keepign a polite, soothing and conversational tone, entertaining potential murder victims with musical theatre, preventing Cecil from destroying Springfield
At Their Worst: Using any and all means necessary to kill members of the Simpson family, framing Krusty for murder, and worse of all, trying to take away our precious TV!
33
Charles Foster Ofdensen
That Smiling Face: Brendon Small of Metalocalypse
At Their Best: Taking care of and indulging the bandmates with an unending degree of politeness, doing his best to curtail the mayhem caused by Dethklok, and organizing various charitable efforts
At Their Worst: Going to brutal, even homicidal lengths to protect "his bread and butter," aiding the band undoubtedly responsible for the coming apocalypse, ahem...Metalocalypse.
32
Spike
That Smiling Face: James Marsters of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
At Their Best: Trading interests and food preferences with sworn enemies, eschewing villainy in the face of love interests Buffy and Dru, engaging in casual conversation with Willow, being unable to harm her and all.
At Their Worst: Ripping paths of destruction across Europe for centuries, haplessly murdering innocents and the Annointed One, stalking, rape...need we go on?
31
Weyoun
That Smiling Face: Jeffrey Combs of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
At Their Best: Always courteous and well-spoken even in the midst of a Cardassian invasion, one Weyoun clone even attempted to defect to the Federation, sacrificing its life for Odo!
At Their Worst: Overseeing countless Cardassian invasions and occupations, attempting to destroy DS9, his duplictous nature often putting him at odds with both Cardassians and the Federation alike
30
Todd the Wraith
That Smiling Face: Christopher Heyerdahl of Stargate: Atlantis
At Their Best: Honoring arrangements with Sheppard, cracking jokes, working to end Wraith reliance on humans, even allying himself with the team while prefacing that they'd soon be at odds again
At Their Worst: Sucking the souls from humanity...does it really get any worse than that? He fully confessed to be a man-eater by nature, no matter what stopgaps the Atlantis project would conjure.
29
Tom Friendly
That Smiling Face: M.C. Gainey of LOST
At Their Best: Oh come on, it's right there in the name! Despite a few misgivings, you could usually count on Tom to honor his word, provide amenities to the captives and shy away from eyeing Evangeline Lilly in the shower (we're not sure we could do that).
At Their Worst: The abduction of Walt, the imprisonment of other survivors, attempted murder of those showing resistance, but what Others weren't guilty of that?
28
Jasmine the Blessed Devourer
That Smiling Face: Gina Torres of Angel
At Their Best: Warmly comforting her followers, bringing world peace and maintaining a strongly public and friendly persona
At Their Worst: Eating said followers, mind control, reigning down destruction upon the exposure of her true nature. Little things, really.
27
William Herrick
That Smiling Face: Adrian Lester of Being Human
At Their Best: Being rather polite, charming and even helpful to Mitchell, whom he turned, as well as his roommates
At Their Worst: Mocking that whole attempt to "be human" (I just got that!), attempting a Vampire final solution. We'll see if Mark Pellegrino does any better in the US remake, it's not like he's known for being duplicitously charming.
26
Sergeant Hatred
That Smiling Face: Chris McCulloch of The Venture Bros.
At Their Best: Making sure his henchmen are well fed with trips to Au Bon Pain, hand-delivering baskets of okra and thoroughly checking the allergies of his arch-nemeses
At Their Worst: Let's just go with careless use of rubber bullets, and caring just a little too much about the young boys he kidnapped
25
The Meddling Monk
That Smiling Face: Peter Butterworth of Doctor Who
At Their Best: The Meddling Monk, or "The Monk" as he tended to be known represented a rather simple, well meaning and child-like man always after amusement rather than any real destruction.
At Their Worst: Altering history in bizarre ways to put England into an age of technological prosperity, improving Stonehenge or using time travel to make money...and who hasn't?
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