Kellie
03-16-2011, 04:47 AM
We are live on tape on the internet steaming all over the WWE Universe and your announcers are Todd ‘I feel like Charlie Sheen with all of the partners I have had for this show’ Grisham and William ‘You are my Sunshine’ Regal. Your hosts are Matt ‘Look Ma, I’m in the actual arena tonight’ Striker and Maryse (who is being pushed better than Ted DiBiase).
Matt and Maryse are in the ring and Maryse welcome everyone to NXT Redemption. Matt brings out the rookies and their pros.
The rookies go to the ring while the pros take their spots on the stage.
Maryse reminds the rookies that the winner will be part on season six. The winner will get to choose their pro for next season.
Matt says that before the rookies can be the next big star, they will get to talk about themselves. Each rookie has 45 seconds to talk about themselves.
It is time for the Talk the Talk Challenge to find out why they should be the next breakout start.
Jacob Novak raps and he says that there is no better. Novak says that he is staying alive and he is going to achieve his dream. Novak says that he is the man.
JTG likes the rap and he might be the only one. Regal wants to punch him.
Darren Young is next and he says that his center stage is with the WWE Universe. He says that you have five NXT superstars but there is only one true talent. He says that he is not cocky, he is talented. He says that the sky is the limit because he has a Guerrero. He says that he is going to steal the competition. Regal approves of Young.
Conor O’Brian is next and he says that he doesn’t have an elaborate speech. He says that he wants to be real. He says that he is simple person. He is a guy with a big dream and he got lucky. Conor says that he is living his dream right here in Kansas City. He knows that everyone can live their dream too.
Todd and Regal look for the Kleenex.
Byron says that he has a two year old hamster and he likes Madden Football. He also says that did not get his wardrobe from the Lady Gaga School of Excellence. He thanks the WWE Universe for a second chance.
Lucky Cannon is next and he wants everyone to be quiet. That means that everyone is going to boo him. He says that he is DeLish, Mr. Steal Your Girl. He says that he has Adonis DNA and he has what every champion has. He says that it is all about him.
Regal likes how Lucky has changed himself.
Titus O’Neill goes last but Hornswoggle barks for Titus before he starts. Titus says to ‘Make it a Win’. During season two, he was the first to be eliminated. In season five, it is his season. He was talking to his pro Hornswoggle and they had a conversation. Titus recreates the conversation and it was a bunch of grunting and barking. Titus translates what Hornswoggle said and he runs out of time.
Matt asks Maryse for the right judge for tonight. Maryse suggests the WWE Universe.
The crowd votes on the promos and the winner is Titus O’Neill and he earns two Redemption Points. Regal questioned the fan voting.
Regal points out that it is better to connect with the WWE Universe instead of succeeding in the ring.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time for a Titus O’Neill video package. Titus reminds us that he was on Season Two of NXT. He says that he wasn’t being himself during that season. He says that things have always come naturally to him. Titus says that he was too timid during his previous time on NXT. He is going to be himself this season and he will show everyone who he is. O’Neill says that the fans will be able to connect with him. This is the season of Titus O’Neill. At the end of the journey, he will make it a win.
Match Number One: Conor O’Brian with Vladimir Kozlov versus Darren Young with Chavo Guerrero
They lock up and O’Brian with a kick but Young sends O’Brian into the turnbuckles. O’Brian with an Irish whip but Young with a clothesline and European uppercuts. Conor pushes Young and then he kicks Darren. He sends Young shoulder first into the ring post and Young goes to the floor. O’Brian sends Young’s back into the apron before they return to the ring.
Conor gets a near fall or two. Conor wraps Young’s arm in the ropes as he continues to work on the shoulder. Young with punches but Conor with a forearm followed by a snap mare and knee drop to the arm. Conor with a near fall and then he works on the shoulder with an arm bar. Young with a forearm but one from O’Brian. Young with a clothesline and forearm followed by a reverse atomic drop and short arm clothesline but he uses the injured arm. Young with a European uppercut but O’Brian with a shot to the arm. Young with a gutbuster from a fireman’s carry position and he gets the three count, but Conor almost kicks out.
Winner: Darren Young
This week’s physical challenge is a Keg Carry since it is St. Patrick’s Day this week.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Did You Know that people from every state and a lot of countries will be at Wrestlemania?
It is time for the Raw Rebound. We see highlights from the main event between John Cena and Alberto Del Rio and the interference by the Most Must See Champion dressed as the Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment after Brodus Clay makes an impact.
William Regal talks about how you cannot take the Miz lightly any more.
Yoshi Tatsu sees Maryse on the phone and he wants to tell Maryse that she did a good job last week and she is better than Matt Striker. He says that Matt is not prettier than her. Lucky comes by and he apologizes and says that he came off too strong last week.
Maryse calls him a jerk and says that it is okay. Maryse tells Yoshi that she will see him later.
Lucky tells Yoshi that he can see what he is doing and he will never get Maryse because Yoshi is not Lucky.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a video package for Jacob Novak. He says that going into last season he felt that he had all of the gifts in front of him. He says that he had Dolph Ziggler as his pro and he put his faith in Dolph but then Dolph got rid of him. Jacob says that Dolph was threatened by him. Jacob says that he was distracted by what was going on in the ring. This season, he will be more focused. It doesn’t matter who is on this season, he will win.
Match Number Two: Lucky Cannon and Tyson Kidd versus Yoshi Tatsu and Byron Saxton
The pros start off and he blocks a kick from Kidd. Yoshi with chops to Kidd but Kidd with a sunset flip but Yoshi rolls through. Kidd tries for a backslide but Yoshi flips over and he kicks Kidd and Tyson goes to the ropes. Kidd with a forearm to Saxton on the apron and Cannon hits Yoshi while the referee deals with Saxton. Cannon tags in and he kicks Yoshi followed by a snap mare and elbow drop. Cannon with knees to the back.
Cannon with a side salto for a near fall. Cannon with a body scissors on Yoshi as he continues to work on the ribs. Yoshi gets out of the hold but Cannon with a knee to the back. Cannon slaps Yoshi in the head and then he slams Yoshi’s head into the mat. Cannon returns to the body scissors. Cannon with a forearm to the head. Yoshi and Cannon with clotheslines and both men are down.
Kidd and Saxton tag in and Saxton with punches to Kidd followed by a double thrust to the throat followed by clotheslines. Saxton with a modified bulldog and then he clotheslines Kidd to the apron. Kidd with a kick and Cannon makes the blind tag and Cannon with a modified Death Valley Driver for the three count.
Winners: Tyson Kidd and Lucky Cannon
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time to relive Snooki’s appearance on last night’s Raw and the announcement of the six person mixed tag match involving LayCool, Dolph Ziggler, Trish Stratus, John Morrison, and Snooki.
We go to commercial and coming up is the Keg Carry.
We are back and remember that you can watch this show online if you missed it.
It is time for the second challenge and since St. Patrick’s Day is coming, it is time for the Keg Carry. They need to do a lap around the ring and the winner gets two Redemption Points.
In case you missed season two, it is time to see highlights of Titus O’Neill and his bad luck with the Keg Carry.
Maryse tells Titus not to mess it up this time.
Jacob Novak is the first to go and his time is 9.9 seconds.
Before our next competitor, William Regal wants to see Hornswoggle do the Keg Carry.
Darren Young gets to go second and his time is 9.8 seconds and he is the current leader.
Conor O’Brian is next and his pro gives him words of encouragement. Conor’s time is 9.4 seconds and he our new leader in the clubhouse.
Byron Saxton is next and Yoshi gives him moral support but he falls .1 second short at 9.5 seconds.
Lucky Cannon is next and Tyson tells him not to listen to the fans. Lucky refuses to do the challenge and he wants to recite a poem instead. The poem is in French, so I would assume it is supposed to be for Maryse. Maryse says that she wants to throw up. The referee tries to pull him away. Maryse slaps Lucky in the face, but Fabio is in love.
Maryse laments that she broke a nail.
The final rookie is Titus O’Neill and Hornswoggle gives him a message to motivate him. Titus’ time is 9.1 seconds and he is your winner and the recipient of two Redemption Points.
Titus and Hornswoggle celebrate.
Titus is our current leader in the Redemption Point standings with four points. Darren Young is in second place with three Redemption Points.
We go to credits.
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Matt and Maryse are in the ring and Maryse welcome everyone to NXT Redemption. Matt brings out the rookies and their pros.
The rookies go to the ring while the pros take their spots on the stage.
Maryse reminds the rookies that the winner will be part on season six. The winner will get to choose their pro for next season.
Matt says that before the rookies can be the next big star, they will get to talk about themselves. Each rookie has 45 seconds to talk about themselves.
It is time for the Talk the Talk Challenge to find out why they should be the next breakout start.
Jacob Novak raps and he says that there is no better. Novak says that he is staying alive and he is going to achieve his dream. Novak says that he is the man.
JTG likes the rap and he might be the only one. Regal wants to punch him.
Darren Young is next and he says that his center stage is with the WWE Universe. He says that you have five NXT superstars but there is only one true talent. He says that he is not cocky, he is talented. He says that the sky is the limit because he has a Guerrero. He says that he is going to steal the competition. Regal approves of Young.
Conor O’Brian is next and he says that he doesn’t have an elaborate speech. He says that he wants to be real. He says that he is simple person. He is a guy with a big dream and he got lucky. Conor says that he is living his dream right here in Kansas City. He knows that everyone can live their dream too.
Todd and Regal look for the Kleenex.
Byron says that he has a two year old hamster and he likes Madden Football. He also says that did not get his wardrobe from the Lady Gaga School of Excellence. He thanks the WWE Universe for a second chance.
Lucky Cannon is next and he wants everyone to be quiet. That means that everyone is going to boo him. He says that he is DeLish, Mr. Steal Your Girl. He says that he has Adonis DNA and he has what every champion has. He says that it is all about him.
Regal likes how Lucky has changed himself.
Titus O’Neill goes last but Hornswoggle barks for Titus before he starts. Titus says to ‘Make it a Win’. During season two, he was the first to be eliminated. In season five, it is his season. He was talking to his pro Hornswoggle and they had a conversation. Titus recreates the conversation and it was a bunch of grunting and barking. Titus translates what Hornswoggle said and he runs out of time.
Matt asks Maryse for the right judge for tonight. Maryse suggests the WWE Universe.
The crowd votes on the promos and the winner is Titus O’Neill and he earns two Redemption Points. Regal questioned the fan voting.
Regal points out that it is better to connect with the WWE Universe instead of succeeding in the ring.
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time for a Titus O’Neill video package. Titus reminds us that he was on Season Two of NXT. He says that he wasn’t being himself during that season. He says that things have always come naturally to him. Titus says that he was too timid during his previous time on NXT. He is going to be himself this season and he will show everyone who he is. O’Neill says that the fans will be able to connect with him. This is the season of Titus O’Neill. At the end of the journey, he will make it a win.
Match Number One: Conor O’Brian with Vladimir Kozlov versus Darren Young with Chavo Guerrero
They lock up and O’Brian with a kick but Young sends O’Brian into the turnbuckles. O’Brian with an Irish whip but Young with a clothesline and European uppercuts. Conor pushes Young and then he kicks Darren. He sends Young shoulder first into the ring post and Young goes to the floor. O’Brian sends Young’s back into the apron before they return to the ring.
Conor gets a near fall or two. Conor wraps Young’s arm in the ropes as he continues to work on the shoulder. Young with punches but Conor with a forearm followed by a snap mare and knee drop to the arm. Conor with a near fall and then he works on the shoulder with an arm bar. Young with a forearm but one from O’Brian. Young with a clothesline and forearm followed by a reverse atomic drop and short arm clothesline but he uses the injured arm. Young with a European uppercut but O’Brian with a shot to the arm. Young with a gutbuster from a fireman’s carry position and he gets the three count, but Conor almost kicks out.
Winner: Darren Young
This week’s physical challenge is a Keg Carry since it is St. Patrick’s Day this week.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Did You Know that people from every state and a lot of countries will be at Wrestlemania?
It is time for the Raw Rebound. We see highlights from the main event between John Cena and Alberto Del Rio and the interference by the Most Must See Champion dressed as the Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment after Brodus Clay makes an impact.
William Regal talks about how you cannot take the Miz lightly any more.
Yoshi Tatsu sees Maryse on the phone and he wants to tell Maryse that she did a good job last week and she is better than Matt Striker. He says that Matt is not prettier than her. Lucky comes by and he apologizes and says that he came off too strong last week.
Maryse calls him a jerk and says that it is okay. Maryse tells Yoshi that she will see him later.
Lucky tells Yoshi that he can see what he is doing and he will never get Maryse because Yoshi is not Lucky.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a video package for Jacob Novak. He says that going into last season he felt that he had all of the gifts in front of him. He says that he had Dolph Ziggler as his pro and he put his faith in Dolph but then Dolph got rid of him. Jacob says that Dolph was threatened by him. Jacob says that he was distracted by what was going on in the ring. This season, he will be more focused. It doesn’t matter who is on this season, he will win.
Match Number Two: Lucky Cannon and Tyson Kidd versus Yoshi Tatsu and Byron Saxton
The pros start off and he blocks a kick from Kidd. Yoshi with chops to Kidd but Kidd with a sunset flip but Yoshi rolls through. Kidd tries for a backslide but Yoshi flips over and he kicks Kidd and Tyson goes to the ropes. Kidd with a forearm to Saxton on the apron and Cannon hits Yoshi while the referee deals with Saxton. Cannon tags in and he kicks Yoshi followed by a snap mare and elbow drop. Cannon with knees to the back.
Cannon with a side salto for a near fall. Cannon with a body scissors on Yoshi as he continues to work on the ribs. Yoshi gets out of the hold but Cannon with a knee to the back. Cannon slaps Yoshi in the head and then he slams Yoshi’s head into the mat. Cannon returns to the body scissors. Cannon with a forearm to the head. Yoshi and Cannon with clotheslines and both men are down.
Kidd and Saxton tag in and Saxton with punches to Kidd followed by a double thrust to the throat followed by clotheslines. Saxton with a modified bulldog and then he clotheslines Kidd to the apron. Kidd with a kick and Cannon makes the blind tag and Cannon with a modified Death Valley Driver for the three count.
Winners: Tyson Kidd and Lucky Cannon
We go to commercial.
We are back and it is time to relive Snooki’s appearance on last night’s Raw and the announcement of the six person mixed tag match involving LayCool, Dolph Ziggler, Trish Stratus, John Morrison, and Snooki.
We go to commercial and coming up is the Keg Carry.
We are back and remember that you can watch this show online if you missed it.
It is time for the second challenge and since St. Patrick’s Day is coming, it is time for the Keg Carry. They need to do a lap around the ring and the winner gets two Redemption Points.
In case you missed season two, it is time to see highlights of Titus O’Neill and his bad luck with the Keg Carry.
Maryse tells Titus not to mess it up this time.
Jacob Novak is the first to go and his time is 9.9 seconds.
Before our next competitor, William Regal wants to see Hornswoggle do the Keg Carry.
Darren Young gets to go second and his time is 9.8 seconds and he is the current leader.
Conor O’Brian is next and his pro gives him words of encouragement. Conor’s time is 9.4 seconds and he our new leader in the clubhouse.
Byron Saxton is next and Yoshi gives him moral support but he falls .1 second short at 9.5 seconds.
Lucky Cannon is next and Tyson tells him not to listen to the fans. Lucky refuses to do the challenge and he wants to recite a poem instead. The poem is in French, so I would assume it is supposed to be for Maryse. Maryse says that she wants to throw up. The referee tries to pull him away. Maryse slaps Lucky in the face, but Fabio is in love.
Maryse laments that she broke a nail.
The final rookie is Titus O’Neill and Hornswoggle gives him a message to motivate him. Titus’ time is 9.1 seconds and he is your winner and the recipient of two Redemption Points.
Titus and Hornswoggle celebrate.
Titus is our current leader in the Redemption Point standings with four points. Darren Young is in second place with three Redemption Points.
We go to credits.
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