A Blissful Ass
11-20-2012, 04:11 AM
This week’s Superstars is broadcast from Columbus, Ohio and your announcers are Scott ‘Remember Me’ Stanford and Matt ‘The WWE Announcer’ Striker.
Match Number One: Heath Slater and Jinder Mahal versus The Usos
Jimmy and Jinder start things off and they lock up. Jimmy with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Jimmy blocks a hip toss and hits a short arm clothesline. Slater tags in and he wants to slow down the pace. Slater with a kick and punches to the head.
Jimmy with punches in the corner and he sends Slater into the corner. Jey tags in and he hits a chop and head butt. Jey with a slam and then he misses a diving head butt. Jey with an uppercut to Jinder after he tags in. Jey with a running back elbow and Jinder keeps his shoulder up. Jinder rolls to the floor.
Slater makes the blind tag and he tries to surprise Jey from behind but Jey sees him coming off the turnbuckles and he punches Slater. Jinder charges at Jey and Mahal goes to the floor. Slater sends Jey to the floor and then Jinder sends Jey into the ring steps.
Slater hot shots Jey on the ringside barrier and then they return to the ring. Slater keeps Jey from making the tag and he works on the left leg with elbows and kicks to the hamstring. Jinder tags in and they make a wish. Mahal with a series of knee drops using the ropes for leverage.
Slater tags back in and he connects with a knee to the ribs. Slater with a snap mare and sliding clothesline for a near fall. Slater with a reverse chin lock. Jey fights out of the corner but Slater stops Jey from making the tag. Slater with a neck breaker for a near fall.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Mahal with a reverse chin lock on Jey and he turns it into a side head lock. Jey with a belly-to-back suplex to escape and both men are down. Jimmy and Slater tag in and Jimmy with clotheslines and a kick. Jimmy with a Bubba Bomb and then he hits the running butt splash into the corner. Jimmy with an alley oop Samoan drop for a near fall.
Jimmy puts Slater on the top turnbuckle and he sets for a superplex. Jinder comes into the ring and he gets Jimmy on his shoulders but Jimmy is able to get to his feet and he sends Mahal to the floor. Slater comes off the turnbuckles and Jimmy catches him and hits a power slam for a near fall.
Jey goes to the floor when he goes after Mahal and Mahal ducks by the ropes. Jimmy with a super kick to Mahal but Slater with a kick to Jimmy followed by the Smash Hit for the three count.
Winners: Heath Slater and Jinder Mahal
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at Vickie ‘Officer Barbrady’ Guerrero’s latest evidence that AJ Lee and John Cena are having an affair . . . in her eyes, but not in the eyes of the other people who watch Raw.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we take a look back at the Falls Count Anywhere Match between Randy Orton and Alberto Del Rio from Smackdown in the United Kingdom.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: JTG versus Great Khali
JTG gets in Khali’s chest but Khali sends JTG to the mat. JTG with a kick and punches but Khali with a forearm and then he sends JTG into the turnbuckles. Khali with a chop and JTG is in pain. Khali with a chop to the back of the neck. JTG with a drop kick to the knee and Khali collapses to the mat. JTG mocks Khali.
Khali with a chop to JTG’s chest and then Khali with a few clotheslines and he sets for the chop to the head and he connects. Khahli gets the three count.
Winner: Great Khali
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at the end of Raw when we saw a tug of war over the WWE Title belt.
We go to credits.
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Match Number One: Heath Slater and Jinder Mahal versus The Usos
Jimmy and Jinder start things off and they lock up. Jimmy with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Jimmy blocks a hip toss and hits a short arm clothesline. Slater tags in and he wants to slow down the pace. Slater with a kick and punches to the head.
Jimmy with punches in the corner and he sends Slater into the corner. Jey tags in and he hits a chop and head butt. Jey with a slam and then he misses a diving head butt. Jey with an uppercut to Jinder after he tags in. Jey with a running back elbow and Jinder keeps his shoulder up. Jinder rolls to the floor.
Slater makes the blind tag and he tries to surprise Jey from behind but Jey sees him coming off the turnbuckles and he punches Slater. Jinder charges at Jey and Mahal goes to the floor. Slater sends Jey to the floor and then Jinder sends Jey into the ring steps.
Slater hot shots Jey on the ringside barrier and then they return to the ring. Slater keeps Jey from making the tag and he works on the left leg with elbows and kicks to the hamstring. Jinder tags in and they make a wish. Mahal with a series of knee drops using the ropes for leverage.
Slater tags back in and he connects with a knee to the ribs. Slater with a snap mare and sliding clothesline for a near fall. Slater with a reverse chin lock. Jey fights out of the corner but Slater stops Jey from making the tag. Slater with a neck breaker for a near fall.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Mahal with a reverse chin lock on Jey and he turns it into a side head lock. Jey with a belly-to-back suplex to escape and both men are down. Jimmy and Slater tag in and Jimmy with clotheslines and a kick. Jimmy with a Bubba Bomb and then he hits the running butt splash into the corner. Jimmy with an alley oop Samoan drop for a near fall.
Jimmy puts Slater on the top turnbuckle and he sets for a superplex. Jinder comes into the ring and he gets Jimmy on his shoulders but Jimmy is able to get to his feet and he sends Mahal to the floor. Slater comes off the turnbuckles and Jimmy catches him and hits a power slam for a near fall.
Jey goes to the floor when he goes after Mahal and Mahal ducks by the ropes. Jimmy with a super kick to Mahal but Slater with a kick to Jimmy followed by the Smash Hit for the three count.
Winners: Heath Slater and Jinder Mahal
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at Vickie ‘Officer Barbrady’ Guerrero’s latest evidence that AJ Lee and John Cena are having an affair . . . in her eyes, but not in the eyes of the other people who watch Raw.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we take a look back at the Falls Count Anywhere Match between Randy Orton and Alberto Del Rio from Smackdown in the United Kingdom.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: JTG versus Great Khali
JTG gets in Khali’s chest but Khali sends JTG to the mat. JTG with a kick and punches but Khali with a forearm and then he sends JTG into the turnbuckles. Khali with a chop and JTG is in pain. Khali with a chop to the back of the neck. JTG with a drop kick to the knee and Khali collapses to the mat. JTG mocks Khali.
Khali with a chop to JTG’s chest and then Khali with a few clotheslines and he sets for the chop to the head and he connects. Khahli gets the three count.
Winner: Great Khali
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at the end of Raw when we saw a tug of war over the WWE Title belt.
We go to credits.
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