Kellie
02-03-2013, 06:11 AM
This week, your announcers are Matt ‘At Least I won’t be beaten up on this show’ Striker and Tony ‘At least I won’t be mocked by William Regal on this show’ Dawson.
Match Number One: Jimmy and Jey Uso versus Epico and Primo (with Rosa Mendes)
Jimmy and Primo start things off and they lock up. Primo works on the wrist but Jimmy reverses. Primo with a reversal of his own and Primo trips Jimmy and he struts. Primo pats himself on the back for his accomplishments. They lock up again and Jimmy with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Jey tags in and they hit a double back elbow and double elbow drop.
Epico tags in and Jey with an uppercut. Jey with a slam and he gets a near fall. Epico backs Jey into the corner and Primo tags in but Jey fights out of the corner. Jey with a leg lariat and he gets a near fall. Jimmy tags in and Jey with a chop before he Irish whips Primo at Jimmy for a clothesline and a near fall.
Jimmy with an arm bar. Primo tries for a head butt, but remember the rule about giving a Samoan a head butt. Jimmy is sent into the turnbuckles and he feels nothing. Jimmy with a head butt and then he sends Primo into the turnbuckles. Jimmy with a back breaker and Jey with a knee drop to the chest.
Jey with a snap mare and he slides into a reverse chin lock. Primo with a jaw breaker but Jey with a forearm and he tags Jimmy back in. Jey with a savate kick and then they hit a tandem uppercut. They try for a double savate kick, but Primo is able to get out of the way and he goes to the floor. Jimmy goes after Primo and he goes through the ropes but Epico with a kick to Jimmy’s head while the referee deals with Jey.
Primo sends Jimmy shoulder first into the ring post and we go to commercial.
We are back and Epico with a top wrist lock but Jimmy is able to escape with an arm drag. Primo tags in and he hits a drop kick. Primo with a knee drop to the head and he chokes Jimmy in the ropes. Primo gets a near fall and then he punches Jimmy until the referee warns him.
Epico tags back in and he kicks Jimmy. Epico slams the arm into the mat and the turnbuckle. Epico with a single arm DDT for a near fall. Epico continues to work on the arm with a key lock. Epico with a shot to the arm to stop any chance of regaining control. Primo tags back in and he punches Jimmy. Jimmy moves when Primo charges into the corner and Primo gets caught in the ropes.
Primo is able to get to the mat. Jey and Epico tag in and Jey with forearms and a kick followed by an uppercut and elbow. Jey with a Samoan drop to Primo when he tries to interfere. Rosa gets on the apron and Epico tries for a lungblower while Jey is distracted but Jey holds on to the ropes. Jey with a savate kick and Jimmy is tagged in and he hits the Superfly Splash on Epico for the three count.
Winners: Jimmy and Jey Uso
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at what John Cena did on Raw. We see his match with Cody Rhodes, his announcement about Wrestlemania, and his attack at the hands of The Shield.
We go to commercial.
We are back and finally, we get a chance to see what Rock did on Raw. We also see CM Punk crashing the party.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Kofi Kingston versus Michael McGillicutty
Kofi with a waist lock but Michael with an elbow and he sends Kofi into the turnbuckles. Michael kicks Kofi in the corner. Kofi with punches but Michael with a knee. Michael with a drop kick to Kofi. Michael with a back breaker and he gets another near fall.
Michael with a reverse chin lock. Kofi with punches but Michael with a knee and he tries for another back breaker but Kofi gets to his feet and he connects with an elbow and a kick in the corner. Kofi with chops and a drop kick followed by a leaping clothesline. Kofi with the Boom Drop and he sets for Trouble in Paradise.
Michael avoids Trouble in Paradise and Michael with a kick. Kofi with a pendulum kick and he goes for a springboard move and Michael tries to counter that with a drop kick but Kofi is able to call and audible and he lands on his feet and he catches Michael and catapults him into the turnbuckles. Kofi with a double jump cross body for a near fall.
Michael with a punch and Michael with a Saito suplex for a near fall. Michael punches Kofi and he waits for Kofi to get up so he can hit the snap neck breaker. Kofi avoids it and tries for a backslide. Michael blocks the backslide attempt and then he blocks an attempt at SOS. Michael cannot avoid Trouble in Paradise and Kofi gets the three count.
Winner: Kofi Kingston
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look back at Paul Heyman’s performance review and the return of Brock Lesnar.
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Match Number One: Jimmy and Jey Uso versus Epico and Primo (with Rosa Mendes)
Jimmy and Primo start things off and they lock up. Primo works on the wrist but Jimmy reverses. Primo with a reversal of his own and Primo trips Jimmy and he struts. Primo pats himself on the back for his accomplishments. They lock up again and Jimmy with a side head lock and shoulder tackle. Jey tags in and they hit a double back elbow and double elbow drop.
Epico tags in and Jey with an uppercut. Jey with a slam and he gets a near fall. Epico backs Jey into the corner and Primo tags in but Jey fights out of the corner. Jey with a leg lariat and he gets a near fall. Jimmy tags in and Jey with a chop before he Irish whips Primo at Jimmy for a clothesline and a near fall.
Jimmy with an arm bar. Primo tries for a head butt, but remember the rule about giving a Samoan a head butt. Jimmy is sent into the turnbuckles and he feels nothing. Jimmy with a head butt and then he sends Primo into the turnbuckles. Jimmy with a back breaker and Jey with a knee drop to the chest.
Jey with a snap mare and he slides into a reverse chin lock. Primo with a jaw breaker but Jey with a forearm and he tags Jimmy back in. Jey with a savate kick and then they hit a tandem uppercut. They try for a double savate kick, but Primo is able to get out of the way and he goes to the floor. Jimmy goes after Primo and he goes through the ropes but Epico with a kick to Jimmy’s head while the referee deals with Jey.
Primo sends Jimmy shoulder first into the ring post and we go to commercial.
We are back and Epico with a top wrist lock but Jimmy is able to escape with an arm drag. Primo tags in and he hits a drop kick. Primo with a knee drop to the head and he chokes Jimmy in the ropes. Primo gets a near fall and then he punches Jimmy until the referee warns him.
Epico tags back in and he kicks Jimmy. Epico slams the arm into the mat and the turnbuckle. Epico with a single arm DDT for a near fall. Epico continues to work on the arm with a key lock. Epico with a shot to the arm to stop any chance of regaining control. Primo tags back in and he punches Jimmy. Jimmy moves when Primo charges into the corner and Primo gets caught in the ropes.
Primo is able to get to the mat. Jey and Epico tag in and Jey with forearms and a kick followed by an uppercut and elbow. Jey with a Samoan drop to Primo when he tries to interfere. Rosa gets on the apron and Epico tries for a lungblower while Jey is distracted but Jey holds on to the ropes. Jey with a savate kick and Jimmy is tagged in and he hits the Superfly Splash on Epico for the three count.
Winners: Jimmy and Jey Uso
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at what John Cena did on Raw. We see his match with Cody Rhodes, his announcement about Wrestlemania, and his attack at the hands of The Shield.
We go to commercial.
We are back and finally, we get a chance to see what Rock did on Raw. We also see CM Punk crashing the party.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Kofi Kingston versus Michael McGillicutty
Kofi with a waist lock but Michael with an elbow and he sends Kofi into the turnbuckles. Michael kicks Kofi in the corner. Kofi with punches but Michael with a knee. Michael with a drop kick to Kofi. Michael with a back breaker and he gets another near fall.
Michael with a reverse chin lock. Kofi with punches but Michael with a knee and he tries for another back breaker but Kofi gets to his feet and he connects with an elbow and a kick in the corner. Kofi with chops and a drop kick followed by a leaping clothesline. Kofi with the Boom Drop and he sets for Trouble in Paradise.
Michael avoids Trouble in Paradise and Michael with a kick. Kofi with a pendulum kick and he goes for a springboard move and Michael tries to counter that with a drop kick but Kofi is able to call and audible and he lands on his feet and he catches Michael and catapults him into the turnbuckles. Kofi with a double jump cross body for a near fall.
Michael with a punch and Michael with a Saito suplex for a near fall. Michael punches Kofi and he waits for Kofi to get up so he can hit the snap neck breaker. Kofi avoids it and tries for a backslide. Michael blocks the backslide attempt and then he blocks an attempt at SOS. Michael cannot avoid Trouble in Paradise and Kofi gets the three count.
Winner: Kofi Kingston
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look back at Paul Heyman’s performance review and the return of Brock Lesnar.
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