Kellie
03-03-2013, 01:03 AM
Here comes the weekend and that means that it is time for the latest episode of WWE Superstars. Your announcers are Matt ‘Why do I say more in interviews than the people I interview’ Striker and Tony ‘The New Scott Stanford’ Dawson.
Match Number One: Brodus Clay and Tensai (with Cameron, Naomi, and their pom poms) versus Epico and Primo (with Rosa Mendes)
Primo and Clay start things off and Primo with forearms to the back and a side head lock. Clay with punches to the midsection. Primo tries for a cross body but Clay catches Primo and slams him. Clay with two more slams to Primo. Tensai tags in and they hit a double shoulder tackle and then Clay with an elbow drop and Tensai with an elbow drop of his own. Primo rolls away from Tensai and he punches him.
Epico tags in and they try for a double suplex and they are able to hit it. Tensai pops up and he hits a double clothesline. Tensai with a butterfly suplex on Epico for a near fall. Clay tags in and he punches Epico in the ribs. Clay with head butts to the back and then Clay hits a power slam and gets a near fall.
Tensai tags back in and Clay with an Irish whip into the corner and Tensai sends Clay into the corner and he connects with a splash. Tensai with a cannonball and Primo pulls Epico to the floor and Primo calls for a time out.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Tensai with an uppercut to Epico and he sends Epico into the turnbuckles. Tensai with a short arm clothesline and then he goes to the turnbuckles for a Vader Bomb but Epico is able to get his boot up.
Epico with punches and Primo tags in and hits a springboard drop kick to the back of the head while Tensai punches Epico. Primo gets a near fall and then he punches Tensai. Primo runs the laces across the face and then he tags in Epico who connects with a punch from the turnbuckles followed by a drop kick for a near fall.
Tensai with punches but Epico with a kick. Tensai with a kick of his own and a sunset flip for a near fall. Tensai misses a splash to Epico. Primo tags in and hits a slingshot boot to the head. Primo with kicks to Tensai and then he mocks Clay. Primo punches Clay and that draws Clay in and the referee deals with Clay while Epico and Primo double team Tensai. Primo with a reverse chin lock on Tensai.
Primo turns it into a front face lock followed by knees to the chest. Epico tags in and they go for a double suplex but Tensai blocks it and Tensai hits the double suplex to counter and everyone in the ring is down. Tensai falls into the corner and Clay tags in. Clay with clotheslines to Epico followed by the Sheeeplex. Clay with a splash into the corner. Primo tries to interfere but Clay knocks Primo off the apron.
Epico with a kick to Clay but Tensai makes the blind tag. Clay blocks a kick from Epico and he spins Epico around and Epico sees Tensai in the ring. Epico tries to escape but he is in the middle of a collision involving all three men. Clay and Tensai with the Conference Call Your Mama and they get the three count.
Winners: Tensai and Brodus Clay
After the match, it is time for some dancing.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look back at Raw between Paul Heyman and Vince McMahon and then Brock Lesnar and Triple H.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we take a look at what the Shield did with Randy Orton and Sheamus on Raw.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Kofi Kingston versus David Otunga
28:25 They lock up and Otunga backs Kofi into the corner and Otunga with a clean break and he poses. They lock up again and Kofi with a waist lock. Otunga tries to back Kofi into the turnbuckles and Kofi moves before Otunga can maximize the turnbuckles. Kofi mocks Otunga’s pose. Kofi with a drop toe hold and side head lock. Otunga with a shoulder tackle.
Kofi with a leaping back elbow for a near fall. Kofi works on the arm and he tries to Irish whip Otunga but David does not move. Kofi tries for a double jump cross body but Otunga moves and Kofi lands on his feet. Otunga with a back elbow and then he sends Kofi into the turnbuckles.
Otunga chokes Kofi in the ropes and then he hits a neck breaker and gets a near fall. Kofi punches Otunga and he connects with a head butt. Otunga with a power slam and then he applies a hammer lock and he punches Kofi in the chest and then he poses after each punch. Kofi avoids a short arm clothesline and he gets a near fall with a rollup.
Otunga with a clothesline for a near fall. Otunga misses an elbow drop when Kofi moves. Kofi with chops followed by a drop kick and then he hits the leaping clothesline. Kofi with the Boom Drop and then he gets ready for Trouble in Paradise. Otunga rolls to the floor and Kofi with a double jump cross body onto Otunga on the floor. Kofi rolls Otunga back into the ring and Kofi hits Trouble in Paradise for the three count.
Winner: Kofi Kingston
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at CM Punk versus John Cena from Raw.
We go to credits.
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Match Number One: Brodus Clay and Tensai (with Cameron, Naomi, and their pom poms) versus Epico and Primo (with Rosa Mendes)
Primo and Clay start things off and Primo with forearms to the back and a side head lock. Clay with punches to the midsection. Primo tries for a cross body but Clay catches Primo and slams him. Clay with two more slams to Primo. Tensai tags in and they hit a double shoulder tackle and then Clay with an elbow drop and Tensai with an elbow drop of his own. Primo rolls away from Tensai and he punches him.
Epico tags in and they try for a double suplex and they are able to hit it. Tensai pops up and he hits a double clothesline. Tensai with a butterfly suplex on Epico for a near fall. Clay tags in and he punches Epico in the ribs. Clay with head butts to the back and then Clay hits a power slam and gets a near fall.
Tensai tags back in and Clay with an Irish whip into the corner and Tensai sends Clay into the corner and he connects with a splash. Tensai with a cannonball and Primo pulls Epico to the floor and Primo calls for a time out.
We go to commercial.
We are back and Tensai with an uppercut to Epico and he sends Epico into the turnbuckles. Tensai with a short arm clothesline and then he goes to the turnbuckles for a Vader Bomb but Epico is able to get his boot up.
Epico with punches and Primo tags in and hits a springboard drop kick to the back of the head while Tensai punches Epico. Primo gets a near fall and then he punches Tensai. Primo runs the laces across the face and then he tags in Epico who connects with a punch from the turnbuckles followed by a drop kick for a near fall.
Tensai with punches but Epico with a kick. Tensai with a kick of his own and a sunset flip for a near fall. Tensai misses a splash to Epico. Primo tags in and hits a slingshot boot to the head. Primo with kicks to Tensai and then he mocks Clay. Primo punches Clay and that draws Clay in and the referee deals with Clay while Epico and Primo double team Tensai. Primo with a reverse chin lock on Tensai.
Primo turns it into a front face lock followed by knees to the chest. Epico tags in and they go for a double suplex but Tensai blocks it and Tensai hits the double suplex to counter and everyone in the ring is down. Tensai falls into the corner and Clay tags in. Clay with clotheslines to Epico followed by the Sheeeplex. Clay with a splash into the corner. Primo tries to interfere but Clay knocks Primo off the apron.
Epico with a kick to Clay but Tensai makes the blind tag. Clay blocks a kick from Epico and he spins Epico around and Epico sees Tensai in the ring. Epico tries to escape but he is in the middle of a collision involving all three men. Clay and Tensai with the Conference Call Your Mama and they get the three count.
Winners: Tensai and Brodus Clay
After the match, it is time for some dancing.
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look back at Raw between Paul Heyman and Vince McMahon and then Brock Lesnar and Triple H.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we take a look at what the Shield did with Randy Orton and Sheamus on Raw.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Kofi Kingston versus David Otunga
28:25 They lock up and Otunga backs Kofi into the corner and Otunga with a clean break and he poses. They lock up again and Kofi with a waist lock. Otunga tries to back Kofi into the turnbuckles and Kofi moves before Otunga can maximize the turnbuckles. Kofi mocks Otunga’s pose. Kofi with a drop toe hold and side head lock. Otunga with a shoulder tackle.
Kofi with a leaping back elbow for a near fall. Kofi works on the arm and he tries to Irish whip Otunga but David does not move. Kofi tries for a double jump cross body but Otunga moves and Kofi lands on his feet. Otunga with a back elbow and then he sends Kofi into the turnbuckles.
Otunga chokes Kofi in the ropes and then he hits a neck breaker and gets a near fall. Kofi punches Otunga and he connects with a head butt. Otunga with a power slam and then he applies a hammer lock and he punches Kofi in the chest and then he poses after each punch. Kofi avoids a short arm clothesline and he gets a near fall with a rollup.
Otunga with a clothesline for a near fall. Otunga misses an elbow drop when Kofi moves. Kofi with chops followed by a drop kick and then he hits the leaping clothesline. Kofi with the Boom Drop and then he gets ready for Trouble in Paradise. Otunga rolls to the floor and Kofi with a double jump cross body onto Otunga on the floor. Kofi rolls Otunga back into the ring and Kofi hits Trouble in Paradise for the three count.
Winner: Kofi Kingston
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at CM Punk versus John Cena from Raw.
We go to credits.
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