Kellie
03-10-2013, 12:31 AM
This week’s show starts with the graphic remembering Bill ‘Paul Bearer’ Moody who passed away this week.
Your announcers are Matt ‘ESPN is off the hook and can stop covering hockey’ Striker and Tony ‘When can I try to pronounce Fandango’ Dawson.
On their way to the ring before their match, Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes have something to say. Damien demands the music be silenced. No longer could his former tag partner and best friend sit idly by and watch as gyrating, chanting, and overall tomfoolery that you have witnessed pass as entertainment in this company.
Cody says that is why they are going to give the fans something they don’t deserve . . . a reunion they don’t deserve. An amalgamation of truly divine talents. He demands that everyone rise and give the proper attention to the return of the Rhodes Scholars.
Match Number One: Jimmy and Jey Uso versus Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes
Jimmy and Damien start things off and they lock up. Sandow with a shoulder tackle and Jimmy with a chop. Jey tags in and they hit a double back elbow followed by an elbow drop for a near fall. Cody tags in and he demands that Jey hold off. Jey mocks the mustache before there is any physicality between the two men.
Cody with a kick and he sends Jey into the turnbuckles, but you don’t work on a Samoan’s head. Cody does it again and he feels nothing. Jey with an uppercut and he gets a near fall. Cody blocks a kick but Jey with a punch after being spun around. Jimmy tags in and Cody goes to the floor when he sees an attempted double super kick.
Jimmy and Jey with stereo baseball slides while Cody and Damien talk strategy on the floor. We go to commercial.
We are back and Jimmy with a chop. Jey tags back in and he hits a clothesline for a near fall on Damien. Jimmy tags back in and he goes up top and hits a double sledge on the arm. Sandow with an Irish whip but Jimmy with an elbow to Damien and then he punches Cody on the apron. Sandow hits the ropes and Jimmy falls from the turnbuckles.
Sandow with kicks and then he tags Cody in. They kick Jimmy before Damien goes to the apron. Cody with a gourdbuster and then he chokes Jimmy with his boot. Sandow gets a shot in while Cody is warned by the referee. Sandow tags in and he kicks Jimmy and hits a side Russian leg sweep and it is time for the Elbow of Disdain and he gets a near fall.
Sandow with a reverse chin lock. Jimmy with a flying clothesline and both men are down. Sandow and Jimmy both tag in their parthers and Jey with clotheslines followed by a savate kick and uppercut. Jey with a flying shoulder and then he hits the running butt splash into the corner and he gets a near fall. Cody shows how the drop down uppercut is done. Jimmy makes the tag and The Usos hit the alley oop Samoan drop and Sandow breaks up the cover. Sandow sends Jey over the top rope to the floor. Jimmy takes care of Sandow but that allows Cody to hit Beautiful Disaster and he gets the three count.
Winners: Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes
After the match we see Sandow and Rhodes celebrate in the ring and they do the Cartwheel of Cooperation.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we take a look at what happened with John Cena and Rock on Raw.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see what has happened between Brock Lesnar and Triple H over the last few weeks.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Layla El versus Tamina Snuka
They lock up and Tamina backs Layla into the ropes and Tamina is forced into a clean break by the referee. Layla dances and she gives Tamina a drop toe hold when she charges and Layla with a rollup for a near fall. Layla kicks Tamina and tries for a sunset flip but Tamina does not go down and she drops a knee to the back of the head.
Tamina misses an elbow drop and Layla with kicks but she cannot Irish whip Tamina. Tamina misses a clothesline the first two times, but she uses the other arm and connects. Layla sends Tamina through the ropes and Layla with a baseball slide and Layla sends Tamina back into the ring. Tamina with a shot to the throat and then sends Layla head first to the mat. Tamina with a few knee drops and gets a near fall.
Tamina with an Irish whip and then another one as Tamina continues to work on the back. Tamina misses a charge into the corner and Layla tries for a rollup but Tamina stays on her feet and she stomps on the midsection. Tamina with a slam and a rear chin lock. Layla with kicks and forearms to escape.
Layla with a kick and a back heel kick. She misses a round kick but hits a savate kick and gets a near fall. Tamina with a kick to the midsection . Layla with a cross body but Tamina picks Lala up and gets her on the shoulders for a Samoan drop but Layla counters with a rollup for the three count.
Winner: Layla El
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at the way we found out who would face the Undertaker at Wrestlemania.
We go to credits.
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Your announcers are Matt ‘ESPN is off the hook and can stop covering hockey’ Striker and Tony ‘When can I try to pronounce Fandango’ Dawson.
On their way to the ring before their match, Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes have something to say. Damien demands the music be silenced. No longer could his former tag partner and best friend sit idly by and watch as gyrating, chanting, and overall tomfoolery that you have witnessed pass as entertainment in this company.
Cody says that is why they are going to give the fans something they don’t deserve . . . a reunion they don’t deserve. An amalgamation of truly divine talents. He demands that everyone rise and give the proper attention to the return of the Rhodes Scholars.
Match Number One: Jimmy and Jey Uso versus Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes
Jimmy and Damien start things off and they lock up. Sandow with a shoulder tackle and Jimmy with a chop. Jey tags in and they hit a double back elbow followed by an elbow drop for a near fall. Cody tags in and he demands that Jey hold off. Jey mocks the mustache before there is any physicality between the two men.
Cody with a kick and he sends Jey into the turnbuckles, but you don’t work on a Samoan’s head. Cody does it again and he feels nothing. Jey with an uppercut and he gets a near fall. Cody blocks a kick but Jey with a punch after being spun around. Jimmy tags in and Cody goes to the floor when he sees an attempted double super kick.
Jimmy and Jey with stereo baseball slides while Cody and Damien talk strategy on the floor. We go to commercial.
We are back and Jimmy with a chop. Jey tags back in and he hits a clothesline for a near fall on Damien. Jimmy tags back in and he goes up top and hits a double sledge on the arm. Sandow with an Irish whip but Jimmy with an elbow to Damien and then he punches Cody on the apron. Sandow hits the ropes and Jimmy falls from the turnbuckles.
Sandow with kicks and then he tags Cody in. They kick Jimmy before Damien goes to the apron. Cody with a gourdbuster and then he chokes Jimmy with his boot. Sandow gets a shot in while Cody is warned by the referee. Sandow tags in and he kicks Jimmy and hits a side Russian leg sweep and it is time for the Elbow of Disdain and he gets a near fall.
Sandow with a reverse chin lock. Jimmy with a flying clothesline and both men are down. Sandow and Jimmy both tag in their parthers and Jey with clotheslines followed by a savate kick and uppercut. Jey with a flying shoulder and then he hits the running butt splash into the corner and he gets a near fall. Cody shows how the drop down uppercut is done. Jimmy makes the tag and The Usos hit the alley oop Samoan drop and Sandow breaks up the cover. Sandow sends Jey over the top rope to the floor. Jimmy takes care of Sandow but that allows Cody to hit Beautiful Disaster and he gets the three count.
Winners: Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes
After the match we see Sandow and Rhodes celebrate in the ring and they do the Cartwheel of Cooperation.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we take a look at what happened with John Cena and Rock on Raw.
We go to commercial.
We are back and we see what has happened between Brock Lesnar and Triple H over the last few weeks.
We go to commercial.
Match Number Two: Layla El versus Tamina Snuka
They lock up and Tamina backs Layla into the ropes and Tamina is forced into a clean break by the referee. Layla dances and she gives Tamina a drop toe hold when she charges and Layla with a rollup for a near fall. Layla kicks Tamina and tries for a sunset flip but Tamina does not go down and she drops a knee to the back of the head.
Tamina misses an elbow drop and Layla with kicks but she cannot Irish whip Tamina. Tamina misses a clothesline the first two times, but she uses the other arm and connects. Layla sends Tamina through the ropes and Layla with a baseball slide and Layla sends Tamina back into the ring. Tamina with a shot to the throat and then sends Layla head first to the mat. Tamina with a few knee drops and gets a near fall.
Tamina with an Irish whip and then another one as Tamina continues to work on the back. Tamina misses a charge into the corner and Layla tries for a rollup but Tamina stays on her feet and she stomps on the midsection. Tamina with a slam and a rear chin lock. Layla with kicks and forearms to escape.
Layla with a kick and a back heel kick. She misses a round kick but hits a savate kick and gets a near fall. Tamina with a kick to the midsection . Layla with a cross body but Tamina picks Lala up and gets her on the shoulders for a Samoan drop but Layla counters with a rollup for the three count.
Winner: Layla El
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at the way we found out who would face the Undertaker at Wrestlemania.
We go to credits.
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