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03-28-2013, 10:42 AM
We are in Hershey, Pennsylvania and your announcers are Michael ‘Why do people want me to become Augustus Gloop’ Cole and The Miz.
Before our first match, Antonio Cesaro says that since he tells everyone how much better Switzerland is than the United States, he will do so by bringing some culture back to this culture free society. Cesaro does some yodeling.
Match Number One: Kane (with Daniel Bryan) versus Antonio Cesaro in a Non Title Match
They lock up and Kane sends Cesaro to the mat. Cesaro with a side head lock. Kane with a shoulder tackle and Cesaro retreats to the corner. Cesaro works on the wrist but Kane with a reversal and he sends Cesaro to the mat. Cesaro with a kick followed by a European uppercut and punches. Kane blocks a hip toss and Kane with a hip toss followed by a punch and clothesline that sends Cesaro over the top rope to the floor.
Cesaro with a shoulder from the apron and he tries to suplex Kane to the floor but Kane blocks it and he hits a suplex of his own followed by a drop kick from Kane. Cesaro rolls to the apron and Cesaro pulls Kane’s shoulder into the turnbuckles and then Cesaro with a double stomp to the arm.
Cesaro with a key lock but Kane sends Cesaro to the floor. Kane sends Cesaro back to the floor but Cesaro pulls Kane’s arm onto the ropes. Cesaro comes off the top turnbuckles but Kane with an uppercut and he gets a near fall. Kane with forearms to the chest as we go to commercial.
We are back and Kane with punches followed by an Irish whip but he runs into a knee from Cesaro followed by a corkscrew European uppercut from the turnbuckles for a near fall. Cesaro returns to the key lock. Cesaro sends Kane into the ropes and Cesaro with a running yodeling European uppercut. Cesaro with a drop kick for a near fall.
Cesaro returns to the key lock and he continues to yodel. Kane with an Irish whip but he misses a clothesline in the corner. Cesaro with punches and the referee warns him. Kane with an Irish whip and clothesline into the corner. Kane with a second Irish whip and clothesline followed by a side slam for a near fall. Kane goes up top for a clothesline but Cesaro counters with a European uppercut but Kane is able to kick out at two. We go to commercial.
We are back and Antonio is yodeling while he keeps Kane in a head lock. Kane escapes and he punches Cesaro. Cesaro with a kick but Kane with a DDT and both men are down. Kane grabs Cesaro for the choke slam but Cesaro escapes. Cesaro with a kick followed by a dead lift side salto for a near fall.
Cesaro with punches and then he kicks Kane in the back. Cesaro with a chin lock using Kane’s arm. Kane with a punch but Cesaro works on the wrist. Cesaro with a kick to Kane but Kane with a power slam. Kane with a clothesline followed by a back body drop. Kane with an Irish whip and Kane tries for the side slam but Cesaro escapes. Kane with a boot to the head for a near fall.
Kane goes up top and this time he connects with the clothesline. Kane signals for the choke slam but AJ’s music plays and she makes her way to the ring.
Daniel Bryan stops AJ’s skip around the ring with nos. He cuts off her escape. Cesaro with an uppercut followed by a double stomp to the chest and he gets a near fall. Cesaro sets for the Gotch Style Neutralizer but Kane with a back body drop. Cesaro tries for the sunset flip but Kane does not go over and he hits a choke slam for the three count.
Winner: Kane
We see footage of Jack Swagger breaking Ricardo Rodriguez’ ankle and then the attack by Swagger on Ricardo on Monday night.
We go to commercial.
We are back and on Friday night, the Rock will be back on Smackdown.
Miz and Cole discuss Triple H’s comments to Brock Lesnar on Raw about their match at Wrestlemania.
Matt Striker is in the interview area with Sheamus. Matt asks Sheamus about his hesitance last week about having Big Show as his tag team partner. Sheamus says that sheep cannot fly and neither can he. Sheamus says that he was a bit selfish last week. He put his issues with Big Show ahead of the threat of the Shield.
We know that if you give the Shield an inch, they will turn it into 40 miles of bad road. Show has not turned over a new leaf and they will probably not be sharing a pint. However, if the three of them can be on the same page for one night, he guarantees that the Shield will be in for the fight of their life.
Cameron and Naomi have mics before their match. They introduce the new name for Tensai and Brodus Clay. They are now called Tons of Funk.
Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow will not be silenced this week. Cody wants to make sure that he heard it correctly that they are called Tons of Funk. Damien says that they have tons of something . . . saturated fat. Damien says that it is their pleasure to introduce the Divas who will restore class to the division.
Match Number Two: Cameron and Naomi (with Brodus Clay and Tensai) versus The Bellas (with Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes)
Cameron has to be held back by Naomi but she will start things off with Brie. They lock up and Brie misses a punch in the corner and Cameron with forearms. Brie with an Irish whip but Cameron with an elbow and a head scissors. Cameron with a forearm and Nikki grabs her leg. Brie with a clothesline and she gets a near fall. Brie with a boot to the back and she chokes Cameron in the ropes.
Nikki with a kick to the head when the referee was not looking. Nikki tags in and she connects with a clothesline and she gets a near fall. Nikki with a chin lock and arm bar on Cameron. Nikki with a knee and she sends Cameron to the mat and gets a near fall.
Brie tags in and connects with a clothesline and gets a near fall. Nikki tags in and they send Cameron to the mat with the assistance of the hair and gets a near fall. Nikki with a seated abdominal stretch. Cameron with punches and a jawbreaker to get away from Nikki.
Cameron kicks Nikki away and Naomi tags in and she hits a shoulder tackle followed by a drop kick. Naomi with a leaping butt bump and then she hits an arm scissors take down but Brie breaks it up. Cameron sends Brie to the floor while Nikki takes care of Cameron. Naomi with an enzuigiri to Nikki and then Naomi goes after Cody and that allows Nikki to get a rollup for the three count.
Winners: Nikki and Brie Bella
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at the Question and Answer session from Raw featuring the Rock and John Cena as well as Mick Foley, Booker T, Bret Hart, and Dusty Rhodes.
We go to credits.
Before our first match, Antonio Cesaro says that since he tells everyone how much better Switzerland is than the United States, he will do so by bringing some culture back to this culture free society. Cesaro does some yodeling.
Match Number One: Kane (with Daniel Bryan) versus Antonio Cesaro in a Non Title Match
They lock up and Kane sends Cesaro to the mat. Cesaro with a side head lock. Kane with a shoulder tackle and Cesaro retreats to the corner. Cesaro works on the wrist but Kane with a reversal and he sends Cesaro to the mat. Cesaro with a kick followed by a European uppercut and punches. Kane blocks a hip toss and Kane with a hip toss followed by a punch and clothesline that sends Cesaro over the top rope to the floor.
Cesaro with a shoulder from the apron and he tries to suplex Kane to the floor but Kane blocks it and he hits a suplex of his own followed by a drop kick from Kane. Cesaro rolls to the apron and Cesaro pulls Kane’s shoulder into the turnbuckles and then Cesaro with a double stomp to the arm.
Cesaro with a key lock but Kane sends Cesaro to the floor. Kane sends Cesaro back to the floor but Cesaro pulls Kane’s arm onto the ropes. Cesaro comes off the top turnbuckles but Kane with an uppercut and he gets a near fall. Kane with forearms to the chest as we go to commercial.
We are back and Kane with punches followed by an Irish whip but he runs into a knee from Cesaro followed by a corkscrew European uppercut from the turnbuckles for a near fall. Cesaro returns to the key lock. Cesaro sends Kane into the ropes and Cesaro with a running yodeling European uppercut. Cesaro with a drop kick for a near fall.
Cesaro returns to the key lock and he continues to yodel. Kane with an Irish whip but he misses a clothesline in the corner. Cesaro with punches and the referee warns him. Kane with an Irish whip and clothesline into the corner. Kane with a second Irish whip and clothesline followed by a side slam for a near fall. Kane goes up top for a clothesline but Cesaro counters with a European uppercut but Kane is able to kick out at two. We go to commercial.
We are back and Antonio is yodeling while he keeps Kane in a head lock. Kane escapes and he punches Cesaro. Cesaro with a kick but Kane with a DDT and both men are down. Kane grabs Cesaro for the choke slam but Cesaro escapes. Cesaro with a kick followed by a dead lift side salto for a near fall.
Cesaro with punches and then he kicks Kane in the back. Cesaro with a chin lock using Kane’s arm. Kane with a punch but Cesaro works on the wrist. Cesaro with a kick to Kane but Kane with a power slam. Kane with a clothesline followed by a back body drop. Kane with an Irish whip and Kane tries for the side slam but Cesaro escapes. Kane with a boot to the head for a near fall.
Kane goes up top and this time he connects with the clothesline. Kane signals for the choke slam but AJ’s music plays and she makes her way to the ring.
Daniel Bryan stops AJ’s skip around the ring with nos. He cuts off her escape. Cesaro with an uppercut followed by a double stomp to the chest and he gets a near fall. Cesaro sets for the Gotch Style Neutralizer but Kane with a back body drop. Cesaro tries for the sunset flip but Kane does not go over and he hits a choke slam for the three count.
Winner: Kane
We see footage of Jack Swagger breaking Ricardo Rodriguez’ ankle and then the attack by Swagger on Ricardo on Monday night.
We go to commercial.
We are back and on Friday night, the Rock will be back on Smackdown.
Miz and Cole discuss Triple H’s comments to Brock Lesnar on Raw about their match at Wrestlemania.
Matt Striker is in the interview area with Sheamus. Matt asks Sheamus about his hesitance last week about having Big Show as his tag team partner. Sheamus says that sheep cannot fly and neither can he. Sheamus says that he was a bit selfish last week. He put his issues with Big Show ahead of the threat of the Shield.
We know that if you give the Shield an inch, they will turn it into 40 miles of bad road. Show has not turned over a new leaf and they will probably not be sharing a pint. However, if the three of them can be on the same page for one night, he guarantees that the Shield will be in for the fight of their life.
Cameron and Naomi have mics before their match. They introduce the new name for Tensai and Brodus Clay. They are now called Tons of Funk.
Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow will not be silenced this week. Cody wants to make sure that he heard it correctly that they are called Tons of Funk. Damien says that they have tons of something . . . saturated fat. Damien says that it is their pleasure to introduce the Divas who will restore class to the division.
Match Number Two: Cameron and Naomi (with Brodus Clay and Tensai) versus The Bellas (with Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes)
Cameron has to be held back by Naomi but she will start things off with Brie. They lock up and Brie misses a punch in the corner and Cameron with forearms. Brie with an Irish whip but Cameron with an elbow and a head scissors. Cameron with a forearm and Nikki grabs her leg. Brie with a clothesline and she gets a near fall. Brie with a boot to the back and she chokes Cameron in the ropes.
Nikki with a kick to the head when the referee was not looking. Nikki tags in and she connects with a clothesline and she gets a near fall. Nikki with a chin lock and arm bar on Cameron. Nikki with a knee and she sends Cameron to the mat and gets a near fall.
Brie tags in and connects with a clothesline and gets a near fall. Nikki tags in and they send Cameron to the mat with the assistance of the hair and gets a near fall. Nikki with a seated abdominal stretch. Cameron with punches and a jawbreaker to get away from Nikki.
Cameron kicks Nikki away and Naomi tags in and she hits a shoulder tackle followed by a drop kick. Naomi with a leaping butt bump and then she hits an arm scissors take down but Brie breaks it up. Cameron sends Brie to the floor while Nikki takes care of Cameron. Naomi with an enzuigiri to Nikki and then Naomi goes after Cody and that allows Nikki to get a rollup for the three count.
Winners: Nikki and Brie Bella
We go to commercial.
We are back with a look at the Question and Answer session from Raw featuring the Rock and John Cena as well as Mick Foley, Booker T, Bret Hart, and Dusty Rhodes.
We go to credits.