the phenomenal sid
09-20-2006, 08:15 AM
There's this woman and her husband's whose sex life wasn't doing that great. So she went to the doctor and the doctor gave her a bottle of pills and ordered her to put one pill into her husband's coffee every morning.
So the first morning she does as the doctor said and that night the sex was great, so the next day she decides to put two pills in and instantly the husband is horny.
Finally, on the third day she puts the whole bottle in and it's CRAZY, all day they just had sex.
A couple of days later the doctor called to see how everything was going and a little boy answered the phone. The doctor asked, "How's your daddy been?"
The boy answered, "Well, let's put it this way, my mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my ass hurts, and my dad's on the front porch saying here Kitty Kitty Kitty"!!!
So the first morning she does as the doctor said and that night the sex was great, so the next day she decides to put two pills in and instantly the husband is horny.
Finally, on the third day she puts the whole bottle in and it's CRAZY, all day they just had sex.
A couple of days later the doctor called to see how everything was going and a little boy answered the phone. The doctor asked, "How's your daddy been?"
The boy answered, "Well, let's put it this way, my mom's dead, my sister's pregnant, my ass hurts, and my dad's on the front porch saying here Kitty Kitty Kitty"!!!