Rob
07-11-2013, 09:46 PM
A new Quinnipiac University poll released Thursday showed that President Obama’s approval rating has plunged to 44 percent. Here are the reasons why Americans say they disapprove of Obama's job performance:
Hasn’t killed Osama bin Laden in over two years
Flawed handling of humanity’s inherent capacity for violence and deceit
Ranking someone else as poor engenders fleeting perception of superiority
Nightmarish oligarchy wherein millions of unemployed Americans watch as the wealthy grow endlessly richer somewhat of a bummer
Weak, effeminate hands
All that shit about his birth certificate and Obamacare
Has consistently wavered back and forth between doing nothing about climate change and doing nothing about gun control
Failed to preserve Americans’ blissful ignorance regarding privacy violations
Did not enact 9-9-9 taxation plan to fix economy and create jobs
Is unable to deliver consistently high approval ratings
Though the U.S. president admittedly has no influence over relevant crude oil production, a factor that is well beyond any one person’s direct control, fact remains that gas prices are fucking crazy right now
2013
The Onion
Hasn’t killed Osama bin Laden in over two years
Flawed handling of humanity’s inherent capacity for violence and deceit
Ranking someone else as poor engenders fleeting perception of superiority
Nightmarish oligarchy wherein millions of unemployed Americans watch as the wealthy grow endlessly richer somewhat of a bummer
Weak, effeminate hands
All that shit about his birth certificate and Obamacare
Has consistently wavered back and forth between doing nothing about climate change and doing nothing about gun control
Failed to preserve Americans’ blissful ignorance regarding privacy violations
Did not enact 9-9-9 taxation plan to fix economy and create jobs
Is unable to deliver consistently high approval ratings
Though the U.S. president admittedly has no influence over relevant crude oil production, a factor that is well beyond any one person’s direct control, fact remains that gas prices are fucking crazy right now
2013
The Onion