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03-28-2006, 10:04 AM
Impact Results – 25th Mar 2006
Taped From: Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay & Don West
-The show opens with highlights of last week's Impact.
-The Impact opening airs.
-Don West welcomes us to the show, building up tonight's show.
-Mike Tenay is in the middle of the ring with mic in hand. He talks about the upcoming Lockdown PPV. Tenay calls out Samoa Joe to find out who his opponent will be at Lockdown. Joe's theme comes on and he makes his way to the ring. Tenay talks about how Larry Z said last week he would go outside the X Division for his opponent at Lockdown. He also says that this will be the first time for Joe to compete in the six sides of steel. Joe says that Larry was right, he is one of the greatest wrestlers in the industry today. He says he has made a living letting his actions speak louder than his words. He asks who's head he has to cave in for him to get what he wants? Tenay tells the people in the truck to roll the tape. A video package for Sabu airs. Joe is shown in the ring looking pissed.
-Jeremy Borash is backstage with Team 3D. He builds up the first ever six sides of steel match on Impact later on. Brother Ray says Team Canada has been a thorn in their sides for a long time. He says they are going to set foot in the ring with the baddest tag team on the planet today. The most hardcore and extreme tag team. He says whats sucks most for Team Canada is they have to come face to face with six sides of steel.
Diamonds in the Rough (Simon Diamond, Elix Skipper & David Young) vs. Chris Sabin, Sonjay Dutt & Jay Lethal
The Diamonds attack their opponents at the beginning to start things off. The babyfaces fight back as their opponents roll to the outside. Young is tossed over the top rope on top of his teammates. All three babyfaces execute a triple dive through the ropes taking out their opponents as we go to a commercial break.
--COMMERCIAL BREAK--
Young and Lethal are the legal men. Lethal takes out his opponents on the apron, but then turns around into a spine buster from Young. Tenay talks about the latest footage Shelley has collected which will air later in the broadcast. Young nails a neck breaker. Skipper comes in and works over Lethal. Diamond is quickly tagged in. Diamond with some hard left hands and a right. Near fall. Diamond throws Lethal into Young's boot and then tags him in. Lethal goes under Young's legs and quickly tags in Sabin. Sabin comes in and works over Young with hard right hands and clotheslines. He nails a rolling DDT on Young after taking out Skipper. Dutt and Lethal take out the two illegal men springboarding into the ring. The action has broken down now. Sabin goes for the Cradle Shock on Young and nails in. Sabin makes the cover to get the pinfall. Good opening match.
Winners: Sabin, Dutt & Lethal
-Borash is backstage with Team Canada. D'Amore says Larry Z could have booked anyone in a cage match, but he chose Team Canada. He says he chose Team Canada because it's personal between D'Amore and Zybszko. He says he wants to take well educated individuals and put them in a cage with those madmen. Larry comes in and says it's nothing personal. D'Amore screams that it's all about ratings putting this match on the show. He says they are fine upstanding men and they will get the job done. He says when they are done with Team 3D tonight, then he has some unfinished business with Larry. He calls Team Canada to get out of the room beause he can't stand the stench of this rotten stinking rat (Larry Z). TNA ref Slick Johnson comes in asking to be the ref in the cage match. Larry says Senior Ref Rudy Charles is going to be the ref. Slick Johnson says that he looks like he's a senior in high school and he has 85 title matches under his belt. He should be the ref. He then makes a joke about Larry's hair getting thin.
--COMMERCIAL BREAK--
-A Sting video package airs with recent comments from him. He talks about how Final Resolution was a perfect night for him. He says he didn't want anything to wreck or taint that, but something did. He says that Jarrett stepped over the line but filming his family, and that's why he had to come back at Destination X. He says his family was violated and he can't even put into words what it's like. He says he came back on a mission to get back at Jeff Jarrett, but he admits he got one upped at Destination X. He says there is a cancer in TNA, and that cancer is Jeff Jarrett. Sting says he talked to TNA management to reinstate him, and they agreed. They say that a special match was agreed upon. He talks about the old War Games match. He says now he is going to have a six sides of steel match, but if he has his way a roof will be added to the top of the cage so Jeff can't run away. He says weapons will be hanging from the ceiling. He says Jarrett will have to wrestle this match or he will have to walk away from wrestling, as was the agreement with Sting's reinstatement. Sting talks about how Jarrett needs to get a team together for the match. He says to give Jeff the message that Steve Borden is not coming to Lockdown, Sting is coming to Lockdown.
-Tenay and West talks about Sting's comments in the video package.
-Steiner's theme comes on. Out comes Jarrett and Steiner. Jarrett screams at Tenay. He says he accepts the match and doesn't want to wait. He says he has a team put together. Jarrett and Steiner continue to get physical with the announcers, pushing them around and screaming as The Naturals come out for their match. Steiner and Jarrett then jump into the ring and beat down the Naturals. Jarrett throws Chase Stevens to the outside. Steiner throws Andy Douglas to the outside. They work over the Naturals on the outside and continue to yell at the announcers saying they don't have to wait for Lockdown. Steiner nails Douglas with a steel chair. he does it again and again. Steiner screams for Sting to come on back, he yells that he's not done with him. Tenay yells for someone to come out and help Douglas as we go to commercial.
--COMMERCIAL BREAK--
-Security is shown taking out Andy Douglas on a stretcher. Stevens is by his side helping. Highlights are shown of what just went down with Jarrett and Steiner attacking the Naturals.
-Tenay and West talk about what just went down. Tenay says, "Scott Steiner needs to be stopped."
-Borash is backstage with Konnan and Homicide. He asks them about laying out their own family member, Machette, last week. Konnan says that's how they roll on the streets. He says he didn't produce so they sent him back to square one. Konnan says he didn't have the credentials to be with LAX if he's going to get beat down by a guy in a shark outfit. The James Gang and Bullet Bob come in. LAX leaves. Bob talks about his old day's in the marines and says he still has alot of heart. Bob challenges Konnan to an arm wrestling match.
-A six sides of steel video package airs, building up tonight's main event.
Six Sides of Steel
Team Canada (Bobby Roode & Eric Young) w/ A-1 Ralphz & Scott D'Amore vs. Team 3D (Brother Ray & Brother Devon)
The door is chained shut and here we go. It starts off with Team 3D on the offensive with punches. Roode fights back on Ray. Roode tries to throw Ray into the cage, but Ray blocks and throws him into it. Ray nails a clothesline on Roode. Devon slingshots Young into the cage. We go to commercial...
--COMMERCIAL BREAK--
A very well done TNA commercial concerning their move to Thursday's aired during the break. Roode and Ray are exchanging blows as Young climbs up the cage. Devon pulls on Young's legs. Young is busted open. Roode is thrown into the cage by Ray. Ray comes over to Devon and Young. Devon slams Youngs head into the cage twice, and then Ray powerbombs him down from the cage to the mat. Ray with some stiff right hands to the face of Young. Ray tosses Young into the cage. Devon whips Roode into the ropes and clotheslines him. Ray is shown upclose raking at the face of the crimson red face of Young. Tenay makes sure to mention that this reminds him of the new TNA home video release, Best of the Bloodiest Brawls (available now). Team Canada is beat up, collapsing to the mat. Young fights back on Ray. Roode gets a second wind to nail some shots to Devon. The crowd erupts into a "Let's go Eric" chant. Eric rakes Ray's head against the steel cage. Young and Roode execute a double suplex on Ray. Young is bleeding all over now, resembling Austin at WrestleMania 13. We go to another commercial...
--COMMERCIAL BREAK--
Young climbs up and goes for a top rope moonsault but moves. Now they are going with tags. Devon is tagged in. He gives Young a back body and Roode a neckbreaker. He clotheslines Young hard and then faceplants Roode. Devon covers Young for a near fall. Team 3D takes out Roode with a belly to back, neckbreaker combination. They then hit the 3D on Young to get the pinfall. Decent match, worth watching if you're flipping through channels Monday night looking for something to watch. Good brawling early, but nothing out of the ordinary or too memorable about this one other than Young losing alot of blood. Kind of slow at times.
Winners: Team 3D
-America's Most Wanted runs out after the match. They brawl with Team 3D in the cage. Both teams exchange punches until the other members of Team Canada run out to get the upperhand over Team 3D. D'Amore yells "Get the tables!" AMW bring a table into the ring. Jay Lethal runs out to try and help, but AMW take him out on the outside. Dutt runs out trying to climb the cage to get in, but the door is chained shut with AMW holding off the would-be helpers on the outside. Ray is placed on the table as Petey climbs to the top rope. He comes off the top with a splash. The table didn't break initially and he kind of had to push through the table, looked a little awkward. D'Amore yells "You wanna make fun of our national anthem? I think it's time we show you a little respect, Canadian style!" The table, not completely broken, is placed upright in the corner. Ray is thrown through it. Sabin tried to make a save too, but was taken out on the outside. They throw Devon into the cage. Canadian flags are placed over the fallen Team 3D as Team Canada erupt into a rendition of "O' Canada" with D'Amore leading them. AMW is shown on the ramp with the tag title belts over their shoulders.
-Alex Shelley's latest "Paparazzi Productions" is shown. They are calling this one "Desperately Alone Housewife." Shelley and James Mitchell roll by Christian's house in their car, noting that Christian's wife as just pulled in and she's "all alone." They sneak up to the window, where you can see Christian's wife Denise cleaning off the dining room table. They go to another window where she's putting away laundry in the bathroom. Mitchell notes she better get used to folding his clothes and doing things for Christian, because when Abyss gets through with him she is going to be feeding him through a straw. Mitchell says Christian doesn't deserve her anymore than he does the belt. Shelley says he thinks that he deserves her. They quickly show her in her bedroom walking around. They say "Maybe she'll get into the shower?", but we cut to another clip of them following her to the grocery store. She's shown in an aisle with Mitchell standing down the aisle from her looking on. They then follow her to a tanning salon. Mitchell and Shelley continue to gasp at how hot she is. They go into the salon. They wait in the chairs, and when they are called up to the desk by the worker Denise spots them. Mitchell asks her if it strikes her as odd that Christian leaves someone he loves so much so vulnerable and very alone. She gets out her cell phone shaking with fear. Mitchell says, "No need to call the cops. Just tell your husband we'll see him soon." They walk out of the tanning salon with "to be continued..." displayed. Good segment.
Report by: Ryan Droste of WrestleView.com
Taped From: Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay & Don West
-The show opens with highlights of last week's Impact.
-The Impact opening airs.
-Don West welcomes us to the show, building up tonight's show.
-Mike Tenay is in the middle of the ring with mic in hand. He talks about the upcoming Lockdown PPV. Tenay calls out Samoa Joe to find out who his opponent will be at Lockdown. Joe's theme comes on and he makes his way to the ring. Tenay talks about how Larry Z said last week he would go outside the X Division for his opponent at Lockdown. He also says that this will be the first time for Joe to compete in the six sides of steel. Joe says that Larry was right, he is one of the greatest wrestlers in the industry today. He says he has made a living letting his actions speak louder than his words. He asks who's head he has to cave in for him to get what he wants? Tenay tells the people in the truck to roll the tape. A video package for Sabu airs. Joe is shown in the ring looking pissed.
-Jeremy Borash is backstage with Team 3D. He builds up the first ever six sides of steel match on Impact later on. Brother Ray says Team Canada has been a thorn in their sides for a long time. He says they are going to set foot in the ring with the baddest tag team on the planet today. The most hardcore and extreme tag team. He says whats sucks most for Team Canada is they have to come face to face with six sides of steel.
Diamonds in the Rough (Simon Diamond, Elix Skipper & David Young) vs. Chris Sabin, Sonjay Dutt & Jay Lethal
The Diamonds attack their opponents at the beginning to start things off. The babyfaces fight back as their opponents roll to the outside. Young is tossed over the top rope on top of his teammates. All three babyfaces execute a triple dive through the ropes taking out their opponents as we go to a commercial break.
--COMMERCIAL BREAK--
Young and Lethal are the legal men. Lethal takes out his opponents on the apron, but then turns around into a spine buster from Young. Tenay talks about the latest footage Shelley has collected which will air later in the broadcast. Young nails a neck breaker. Skipper comes in and works over Lethal. Diamond is quickly tagged in. Diamond with some hard left hands and a right. Near fall. Diamond throws Lethal into Young's boot and then tags him in. Lethal goes under Young's legs and quickly tags in Sabin. Sabin comes in and works over Young with hard right hands and clotheslines. He nails a rolling DDT on Young after taking out Skipper. Dutt and Lethal take out the two illegal men springboarding into the ring. The action has broken down now. Sabin goes for the Cradle Shock on Young and nails in. Sabin makes the cover to get the pinfall. Good opening match.
Winners: Sabin, Dutt & Lethal
-Borash is backstage with Team Canada. D'Amore says Larry Z could have booked anyone in a cage match, but he chose Team Canada. He says he chose Team Canada because it's personal between D'Amore and Zybszko. He says he wants to take well educated individuals and put them in a cage with those madmen. Larry comes in and says it's nothing personal. D'Amore screams that it's all about ratings putting this match on the show. He says they are fine upstanding men and they will get the job done. He says when they are done with Team 3D tonight, then he has some unfinished business with Larry. He calls Team Canada to get out of the room beause he can't stand the stench of this rotten stinking rat (Larry Z). TNA ref Slick Johnson comes in asking to be the ref in the cage match. Larry says Senior Ref Rudy Charles is going to be the ref. Slick Johnson says that he looks like he's a senior in high school and he has 85 title matches under his belt. He should be the ref. He then makes a joke about Larry's hair getting thin.
--COMMERCIAL BREAK--
-A Sting video package airs with recent comments from him. He talks about how Final Resolution was a perfect night for him. He says he didn't want anything to wreck or taint that, but something did. He says that Jarrett stepped over the line but filming his family, and that's why he had to come back at Destination X. He says his family was violated and he can't even put into words what it's like. He says he came back on a mission to get back at Jeff Jarrett, but he admits he got one upped at Destination X. He says there is a cancer in TNA, and that cancer is Jeff Jarrett. Sting says he talked to TNA management to reinstate him, and they agreed. They say that a special match was agreed upon. He talks about the old War Games match. He says now he is going to have a six sides of steel match, but if he has his way a roof will be added to the top of the cage so Jeff can't run away. He says weapons will be hanging from the ceiling. He says Jarrett will have to wrestle this match or he will have to walk away from wrestling, as was the agreement with Sting's reinstatement. Sting talks about how Jarrett needs to get a team together for the match. He says to give Jeff the message that Steve Borden is not coming to Lockdown, Sting is coming to Lockdown.
-Tenay and West talks about Sting's comments in the video package.
-Steiner's theme comes on. Out comes Jarrett and Steiner. Jarrett screams at Tenay. He says he accepts the match and doesn't want to wait. He says he has a team put together. Jarrett and Steiner continue to get physical with the announcers, pushing them around and screaming as The Naturals come out for their match. Steiner and Jarrett then jump into the ring and beat down the Naturals. Jarrett throws Chase Stevens to the outside. Steiner throws Andy Douglas to the outside. They work over the Naturals on the outside and continue to yell at the announcers saying they don't have to wait for Lockdown. Steiner nails Douglas with a steel chair. he does it again and again. Steiner screams for Sting to come on back, he yells that he's not done with him. Tenay yells for someone to come out and help Douglas as we go to commercial.
--COMMERCIAL BREAK--
-Security is shown taking out Andy Douglas on a stretcher. Stevens is by his side helping. Highlights are shown of what just went down with Jarrett and Steiner attacking the Naturals.
-Tenay and West talk about what just went down. Tenay says, "Scott Steiner needs to be stopped."
-Borash is backstage with Konnan and Homicide. He asks them about laying out their own family member, Machette, last week. Konnan says that's how they roll on the streets. He says he didn't produce so they sent him back to square one. Konnan says he didn't have the credentials to be with LAX if he's going to get beat down by a guy in a shark outfit. The James Gang and Bullet Bob come in. LAX leaves. Bob talks about his old day's in the marines and says he still has alot of heart. Bob challenges Konnan to an arm wrestling match.
-A six sides of steel video package airs, building up tonight's main event.
Six Sides of Steel
Team Canada (Bobby Roode & Eric Young) w/ A-1 Ralphz & Scott D'Amore vs. Team 3D (Brother Ray & Brother Devon)
The door is chained shut and here we go. It starts off with Team 3D on the offensive with punches. Roode fights back on Ray. Roode tries to throw Ray into the cage, but Ray blocks and throws him into it. Ray nails a clothesline on Roode. Devon slingshots Young into the cage. We go to commercial...
--COMMERCIAL BREAK--
A very well done TNA commercial concerning their move to Thursday's aired during the break. Roode and Ray are exchanging blows as Young climbs up the cage. Devon pulls on Young's legs. Young is busted open. Roode is thrown into the cage by Ray. Ray comes over to Devon and Young. Devon slams Youngs head into the cage twice, and then Ray powerbombs him down from the cage to the mat. Ray with some stiff right hands to the face of Young. Ray tosses Young into the cage. Devon whips Roode into the ropes and clotheslines him. Ray is shown upclose raking at the face of the crimson red face of Young. Tenay makes sure to mention that this reminds him of the new TNA home video release, Best of the Bloodiest Brawls (available now). Team Canada is beat up, collapsing to the mat. Young fights back on Ray. Roode gets a second wind to nail some shots to Devon. The crowd erupts into a "Let's go Eric" chant. Eric rakes Ray's head against the steel cage. Young and Roode execute a double suplex on Ray. Young is bleeding all over now, resembling Austin at WrestleMania 13. We go to another commercial...
--COMMERCIAL BREAK--
Young climbs up and goes for a top rope moonsault but moves. Now they are going with tags. Devon is tagged in. He gives Young a back body and Roode a neckbreaker. He clotheslines Young hard and then faceplants Roode. Devon covers Young for a near fall. Team 3D takes out Roode with a belly to back, neckbreaker combination. They then hit the 3D on Young to get the pinfall. Decent match, worth watching if you're flipping through channels Monday night looking for something to watch. Good brawling early, but nothing out of the ordinary or too memorable about this one other than Young losing alot of blood. Kind of slow at times.
Winners: Team 3D
-America's Most Wanted runs out after the match. They brawl with Team 3D in the cage. Both teams exchange punches until the other members of Team Canada run out to get the upperhand over Team 3D. D'Amore yells "Get the tables!" AMW bring a table into the ring. Jay Lethal runs out to try and help, but AMW take him out on the outside. Dutt runs out trying to climb the cage to get in, but the door is chained shut with AMW holding off the would-be helpers on the outside. Ray is placed on the table as Petey climbs to the top rope. He comes off the top with a splash. The table didn't break initially and he kind of had to push through the table, looked a little awkward. D'Amore yells "You wanna make fun of our national anthem? I think it's time we show you a little respect, Canadian style!" The table, not completely broken, is placed upright in the corner. Ray is thrown through it. Sabin tried to make a save too, but was taken out on the outside. They throw Devon into the cage. Canadian flags are placed over the fallen Team 3D as Team Canada erupt into a rendition of "O' Canada" with D'Amore leading them. AMW is shown on the ramp with the tag title belts over their shoulders.
-Alex Shelley's latest "Paparazzi Productions" is shown. They are calling this one "Desperately Alone Housewife." Shelley and James Mitchell roll by Christian's house in their car, noting that Christian's wife as just pulled in and she's "all alone." They sneak up to the window, where you can see Christian's wife Denise cleaning off the dining room table. They go to another window where she's putting away laundry in the bathroom. Mitchell notes she better get used to folding his clothes and doing things for Christian, because when Abyss gets through with him she is going to be feeding him through a straw. Mitchell says Christian doesn't deserve her anymore than he does the belt. Shelley says he thinks that he deserves her. They quickly show her in her bedroom walking around. They say "Maybe she'll get into the shower?", but we cut to another clip of them following her to the grocery store. She's shown in an aisle with Mitchell standing down the aisle from her looking on. They then follow her to a tanning salon. Mitchell and Shelley continue to gasp at how hot she is. They go into the salon. They wait in the chairs, and when they are called up to the desk by the worker Denise spots them. Mitchell asks her if it strikes her as odd that Christian leaves someone he loves so much so vulnerable and very alone. She gets out her cell phone shaking with fear. Mitchell says, "No need to call the cops. Just tell your husband we'll see him soon." They walk out of the tanning salon with "to be continued..." displayed. Good segment.
Report by: Ryan Droste of WrestleView.com