Angie
03-19-2007, 10:42 PM
A nice, calm, and respectable woman went into a pharmacy, looked the pharmacist straight into his eyes.
She said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide for ?"
The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big.
He exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law, I'd lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! No! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The woman calmly reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and then replied, "Well, now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
She said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide for ?"
The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big.
He exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law, I'd lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! No! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The woman calmly reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and then replied, "Well, now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."