Batista fails to learn new move for WM

[Butoden]

Source: PW Torch


BATISTA WILL NOT DEBUT HIP TOSS AT WM
Wrestlemania 23 news
March 23, 2007

After six weeks of intense training, Batista has failed to learn the new move he was hoping to debut at Wrestlemaina. WIR has been following the story of Batista's attempts to learn the move – called a hip toss – since he began the training six weeks ago.

WIR found Batista's trainer, WWE's Tom Pritchard, sitting on a curb in the alley behind WWE headquarters in Stamford, CT. Pritchard was drinking a bottle of Miller Lite, chain-smoking Pall Malls, and smelled as if he hadn't showered in days.

"Six weeks," Pritchard spat through clenched teeth. "Six weeks and he still couldn't do it! It's not hard. Its really not. Is it me? Am I a bad trainer? ANYONE can do that move. Hell, Bruce and I taught our 87-year-old grandma to do it as a rib. What the hell does he think he's going to do at Wrestlemaina? Just kick and punch, kick and punch, kick and…I just…leave me alone…"

At that point, a broken Tom Pritchard fell into a puddle on the street and wept uncontrollably.

Six weeks? :lmao: Poor Batista

[Vinnyspapa]

Six weeks and he couldnt do a hip toss! :lmao: I guess his new move can be a left foot kick instead of a right.

[Superkick Kid]

Once again, can I have a link to this, I cant seem to find it?

[Vance]

Yeah, bits of it sounds pretty fake imo, why would a trainer say that? and yeah post a link..

[Capo Status]

lol

[Butoden]

Here is a linky to the article (http://www.pwtorch.com/artman/publish/article_19822.shtml)

[Megan]

I still dont believe this news not everything is real.

[Spawn]

I doubt he would fail to learn a hip toss in 6 weeks, his trainer wouldnt be saying that, he would probably be fired if he said that...so yeah...I doubt this is real

[Deadman151]

I need a proper source before I believe this.

[Luthos the dragon]

Its definately a fake story but funny nonetheless :) It is more likely that it was a speed move and the guy died waiting for Batista to get across the ring...

[legolas4792]

i doubt this story even i can do a hip toss its not hard at all

[Superkick Kid]

This one also was done by PWTorch's SATIRE writer.

Which means its fake news just to be funny.

[wwe9112]

Its true pws is trusted source, hiptoss is hardder that you think expeshly with his size, i know from byw that you can hurt some1 really badly if done wrong, you can pull someones arm outa the socket.

[Pritch]

LMFAO! :lmao: Batista sucks...

...but what Dr. Pritchard said (My last name too!) I believe was sarcasm.

...Go on that site...its bogus. Theres a letter to Sting from Jesus...obviously that is fake.

[Black Widow]

*closed* fake story