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Angelique
04-21-2006, 01:09 AM
"Roll over, willya?"

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you shut the hell up for once and let me watch the game?"

"Hey, whaddaya say we throw caution to the wind and go back to our place?"

"Don't mind me, I'll be done in a moment. Just keep scrubbing the floor."

"Hey, cutie -- buy me dinner and I'll let you make me breakfast in the morning."

"Hurry up, dammit, while they're still asleep!"

"What's a nice girl like you, doing in a place like this? What? No, I'm not saying we need to redecorate!!"

"Honey, you look mighty sexy in those stretch marks!"