The Hardcore Championship Game

[ClayMation]

what LD didnt know is that Clay snuck into his car before all the chaos and has been hiding in the backseat. LD stops at a 7-11 station to get a slurpee, when he comes outside clay trips him and the slurpee spills all over LD, blinding him. Clay takes the belt and goes inside, gets his own slurpee with a sour patch straw to drink it out of...then disappears into the night. New Champion.

[LG]

What didn't know is LG woke up while this happened, and stalked both LD and Clays fight. LG followed the new champ Clay into the night club he was going too. As soon as Clay goes to the bathroom, LG follows in and then locks the door behind them. LG then begins to beat Clay mercilessly. He takes Clays head and rams into every one of the urinals (no one was in there prior). Then he takes Clay and rams his head into one of the stall doors, then into the toiler. LG gives Clay a huge swirlie! finally he releases Clay from the toilet, does a chokeslam right onto the toilet. Clay's landing breaks the toilet, and water goes everywhere. but LG covers for the pin....1..2...3....a wet win LG the champ

[Rob]

Silent Bob goes into the bathroom to take a massive shit and finds Clay lying lifeless on a pile of broken crapper. I holler the obvious HOLY SHIT as I see LG walk out of the bathroom door. I rip the door off of the bathroom stall and bash LG upside the back of the head with it. I lay the door on top of LG and stand on the door pinning LG under it. 1.2.3. New champ.

[LG]

LG slides the door off of him quickly, making SB stumble and fall. LG gets up, and rams SB's head right into a looks like already used toilet where someone forgot to flush...he does a major swirlie, making SB's head go right into the digusting toilet. And a few seconds, LG lets SB's head up, and SB is covered with mud pies. LG then throws SB over the stall where he lands right on Clay. Clay begins to vomit and LG just knocks him out cold. LG then takes the door SB used to win, and hits him over the head with it, breaking it into pieces. LG puts his foot on SB for the win so he won't get dirty and your new champ LG

[Rob]

SB runs to a shower and gets the shit off of his face, then proceeds to drop the soap only to find LG standing behind him. Right before SB Gets anally penetrated he rolls LG up and wins the belt.

[LG]

LG sees a sledgehammer near him, and preceeds to take it and slams it against SB's head, knocking the shit right out of him. LG pins, and wins the championship

[ClayMation]

Clay finally comes to, and takes a handful of the mud pies that were spilled and tosses it right in LG's face. disgusted, he starts dry heaving uncontrollably. Clay steals the title and finds the nearest shower. new champ.

[LG]

LG gets up, goes to the sink, and washes himself off. As soon as he becomes Mr Clean again, he races to find Clay. He spots him in the parking lot of the club, and runs and dropkicks Clay right on the floor. He takes a crowbar that is nearby and just begins to hit Clay all over his body with it. Finally after many times of hitting, Clay lies knocked out cold, and LG pins and wins. This time LG hops into a wierd looking machine, and disappears with the title.

[Rob]

Rob follows LG into his strange machine and we end up in the 1850's western era. We both whip out out guns and I fire prematurely shooting LG in the kneecap. I take the wounded knee and apply the half Boston Crab until LG taps.

[LG]

LG is let free after he taps, but then shoots Rob right into his hand with his own gun, then applies the arm bar until Rob taps. new champ